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I am a support worker for people with enduring mental health problems.

I have zillions of photos of my cats that may or may not as the case may be viewed here..http://www.flickr.com/photos/antizan/

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» I'm your biggest Fan

Mike Patton
Went to see Guns and Roses years ago and Faith No More were the support along with Soundgarden. I am a huge fan of Mike Patton and as we neared the stadium a bus pulled up beside us and some inebriated long haired blokes reeled off it...To my amazement it was Faith No More. I decided to take a chance and ran up to Mike Patton and said "Giz a kiss!!" Next thing I know I have a hand on my arse and a tongue down my throat.......I am still reeling to this day.....swoon...
(Sat 18th Apr 2009, 15:53, More)

» Public Transport Trauma

Smack!
This happened to my friends mother...She was on the bus clutching a very large frozen chicken in a carrier bag for the Sunday lunch. As her stop was nearing she got up and looped the bag over her arm.Holding onto the poles she made her way down the bus which braked suddenly causing a swift forward momentum of the frozen chicken which connected with the back of some unsuspecting blokes head...I still have a chuckle about this to this day...
(Fri 30th May 2008, 7:40, More)

» Accidental innuendo

Ooops!
I used to work night shift in residential care of the elderly and we had a sudden death.

When this happens the police are called as routine.

I went into the office to look for the girl I was working with and found a W.P.C. writing out a report...I turned around and said "Have you seen my partner in crime?" Gulp!
(Thu 12th Jun 2008, 14:09, More)

» When Animals Attack

Any excuse
My sister got bitten on her right(puppy fat)boob by a clearly deranged Shetland pony when she was 10 and to this day blames this for the fact that she never got beyond a 32B cup.....
(Tue 29th Apr 2008, 10:05, More)

» Teenage Crushes - Part Two

Odd Child
I was madly and desperately in love with the ghost from Randall and Hopkirk.....its no coincidence that my husband looks remarkably like him...also on a slightly weirder level, Glen Campbell...I cannot explain this one even thought throughout the years I have tried to fathom it out to no avail
(Fri 6th Nov 2009, 14:17, More)
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