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# The wife works for Apple so I had to listen to the keynote speech today....
It inspired me...

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:24, archived)
# Is this the new iPhone > Mac Pro docking system?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:28, archived)
# Dunno, I had to listen.. but I didn't have to pay attention :)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:31, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:38, archived)
# Aye,
I saw an advert recently where there was a large group of happy smiling people in a city plaza on a sunshiney day... and they all got their laptops out and synchronised them on row after row of picnic tables.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:49, archived)
# To hijack my own thread....
A friend just put this as a status update (the child concerned is about 4):

For two nights running T******'s choice for bedtime stories has been the technical specifications, drive/weapon systems and typical battle deployment of the Imperial TIE fighter.

I could not be more proud. *sniff*
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:54, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:46, archived)
# Please give this excellent father my regards.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:11, archived)
# Done
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:56, archived)
# Ha-ha! Wise words.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:06, archived)
# God 'Keynote' sends me into rage.
So here is my rant: Why the fuck do people (mainly women; sexist I know but true) spend their whole time walking along staring into their mobile phones? They walk in wibbly wobbly way along the pavement and bump into you completely unaware of their surroundings and the worst of all I tried today to get to a self check out at the local store and some bint just stood their looking glassy eyed into her phone when she could have freed up that space for me to purchase my booze and get home pronto.

Fin
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 22:17, archived)
# Is it just me or did you forget an image?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 22:21, archived)
# It's just you.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:57, archived)
# Ahh ok, that's my Facebook Disconnect extension doing what it's supposed to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 0:41, archived)
# Not just you...
I have that extension too, but hadn't worked out why it wasn't displaying.
(I helped save b3ta! skinnyrake =|:o)-/<, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 22:07, archived)
#
Just lacked "90% of people won't understand this. Like and share if you agree!" for a true Facebook hit.
(LokiMD, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:01, archived)