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Titan Peeler
Long time lurker, first time poster. During a solo night in of wine drinking and channel surfing, I ended up watching one of Sky's 8000 shopping channels. In my stupor I became transfixed as a gruff, elderly Yorkshire man expertly demonstrated the myriad chopping, slicing, dicing and grating applications of the Titan Peeler. My excited drunken purchase ultimately resulted in pain and bloodshed as, within minutes of the damn thing arriving, I sliced off the tip of my index finger trying to use the 'mandolin' attachment to speed-shave a courgette.
(Thu 29th Sep 2011, 13:56, More)
Titan Peeler
Long time lurker, first time poster. During a solo night in of wine drinking and channel surfing, I ended up watching one of Sky's 8000 shopping channels. In my stupor I became transfixed as a gruff, elderly Yorkshire man expertly demonstrated the myriad chopping, slicing, dicing and grating applications of the Titan Peeler. My excited drunken purchase ultimately resulted in pain and bloodshed as, within minutes of the damn thing arriving, I sliced off the tip of my index finger trying to use the 'mandolin' attachment to speed-shave a courgette.
(Thu 29th Sep 2011, 13:56, More)
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New foot in mouth outbreak in Cumbria
On Friday nights during my sixth form days - growing up in a small town where all pubs closed about 11:00 - we'd often end up back at the house of whoever's parents were away that weekend. On one such an occasion we ended up back at the house of a mate of my brother's. On landing back at this girl's gaff, the invited guests embarked on the standard mission to locate the in-house booze stash. After searching all likely hiding places I, in my semi-drunken state, began a long rant asking: "What kind of house has NO booze in it at all?!" The lady of the house was conspicuous in her silence and promptly left the room. My brother then pulled me aside to explain. Cue my ashen face when I heard these six words. "Her mum is a recovering alcoholic." I went home.
(Fri 4th Nov 2011, 13:24, More)
New foot in mouth outbreak in Cumbria
On Friday nights during my sixth form days - growing up in a small town where all pubs closed about 11:00 - we'd often end up back at the house of whoever's parents were away that weekend. On one such an occasion we ended up back at the house of a mate of my brother's. On landing back at this girl's gaff, the invited guests embarked on the standard mission to locate the in-house booze stash. After searching all likely hiding places I, in my semi-drunken state, began a long rant asking: "What kind of house has NO booze in it at all?!" The lady of the house was conspicuous in her silence and promptly left the room. My brother then pulled me aside to explain. Cue my ashen face when I heard these six words. "Her mum is a recovering alcoholic." I went home.
(Fri 4th Nov 2011, 13:24, More)