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» Shit Claims to Fame II
John Cooper Clarke
A guy I work with had John Cooper Clarke burst through a synthetic wall/divider in front of him after a gig, collapsed in front of him and leaped up screaming "you fucking cunt" running back through the hole to continue the punch up. Very bizarre!
(Sat 22nd Sep 2012, 16:06, More)
John Cooper Clarke
A guy I work with had John Cooper Clarke burst through a synthetic wall/divider in front of him after a gig, collapsed in front of him and leaped up screaming "you fucking cunt" running back through the hole to continue the punch up. Very bizarre!
(Sat 22nd Sep 2012, 16:06, More)
» Driven to Madness
In a closed office
People keep the SAME ROUTINE every. Fucking. Day.
A girl sits behind me who every day, after dinner, has to eat an apple. In exactly the same way. At exactly the same time. I want to ram the fucking apple down her throat and say "die, bitch."
Then there's the ones who keep a sweary monologue with their computer monitor, as in "you've got to be fucking kidding me," so every one else can hear and clock how really, really hard you must be working.
I am planning a bloody revolution. I swear.
(Thu 4th Oct 2012, 21:28, More)
In a closed office
People keep the SAME ROUTINE every. Fucking. Day.
A girl sits behind me who every day, after dinner, has to eat an apple. In exactly the same way. At exactly the same time. I want to ram the fucking apple down her throat and say "die, bitch."
Then there's the ones who keep a sweary monologue with their computer monitor, as in "you've got to be fucking kidding me," so every one else can hear and clock how really, really hard you must be working.
I am planning a bloody revolution. I swear.
(Thu 4th Oct 2012, 21:28, More)
» Shit Claims to Fame II
My dad
My dad went to school with Bobby Robson and, when dad moved house, he lived a couple of streets away from Englebert Humperdinck.
(Sat 22nd Sep 2012, 16:09, More)
My dad
My dad went to school with Bobby Robson and, when dad moved house, he lived a couple of streets away from Englebert Humperdinck.
(Sat 22nd Sep 2012, 16:09, More)
» Shit Claims to Fame II
Not me but my partner
My partner is in retail and she has moved around a fair bit. When she lived in Basingstoke one of her regular customers at the shop she worked in was Dr Hilary Jones - he was an arrogant fucker apparently.
Another customer (this was when she lived in York) was Ellen de Generes. Apparently she is very nice, better than Dr Hilary at any rate.
My dubious claim is that I met Jeremy Paxman. Woo.
(Fri 21st Sep 2012, 10:01, More)
Not me but my partner
My partner is in retail and she has moved around a fair bit. When she lived in Basingstoke one of her regular customers at the shop she worked in was Dr Hilary Jones - he was an arrogant fucker apparently.
Another customer (this was when she lived in York) was Ellen de Generes. Apparently she is very nice, better than Dr Hilary at any rate.
My dubious claim is that I met Jeremy Paxman. Woo.
(Fri 21st Sep 2012, 10:01, More)