Driven to MadnessCaptain Placid asks: What annoying things do significant others, workmates and other people in general do that drive you up the wall? Do you want to kill your other half over their obsessive fridge magnet collection? Driven to distraction over your manager's continued use of Comic Sans (The Font of Champions)? Tell us.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:11)
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In a closed officePeople keep the SAME ROUTINE every. Fucking. Day.
A girl sits behind me who every day, after dinner, has to eat an apple. In exactly the same way. At exactly the same time. I want to ram the fucking apple down her throat and say "die, bitch."
Then there's the ones who keep a sweary monologue with their computer monitor, as in "you've got to be fucking kidding me," so every one else can hear and clock how really, really hard you must be working.
I am planning a bloody revolution. I swear.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 21:28, 5 replies)
You've got to be fucking kidding me.(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 22:29, closed)
You've got to be fucking kidding me(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 22:51, closed)
You've got to be fucking kidding me.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 0:01,
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(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 1:04, closed)
You should counter-attackBy gently (but audibly) chuckling at your computer, and quietly saying "You little beauty", or "Yep, that's the way"
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