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» Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?

I went out with a beautiful photoshopped image of the love of my life.

Now she's my
(Fri 18th Jun 2004, 2:06, More)

» Bedroom Disasters

The last girl I was in bed with..
..kicked herself in the head taking off her boots.
(Thu 23rd Jun 2011, 23:41, More)

» Mistaken Identity

'The Lurker' is such good friend of mine....
So it's a Bank Holiday, we're all out at a club on the Sunday and I meet a friend of a friend. We get on very well leading to a hungover holiday Monday watching films, eating Jaffa Cakes etc, it goes so well she invites me to her birthday party the next week.

Then I have a big haircut.

So I arrive at her party, and none of my mates are there yet. I don't know anyone, so I gets a drink and stand at the bar. The Girl comes over to say 'Hello' and there's the small talk. This continues for a few minutes before I apologize for not being able to stay long because I was DJing in a club in the centre of town...
"No way, I was going to go to that but it's my party so I can't! How you know The Lurker?"

Being smooth as I am, "......."

"I love The Lurker, he's a close friend of mine, one of those really nice guys..are you mates with Andy too?"

She proceeds to name drop me to myself for the next five minutes, and praise the lord, it was all positive. I'm standing there with a huge smile of my face feeling like a big shot whilst a blonde beauty is firing in to me by telling me how friendly she is with 'The Lurker'.

After that, the game was mine.
(Tue 5th Jun 2007, 15:08, More)

» Have you ever paid for sex?

£40 for a soapy tit wank.

Got a receipt and everything
(Thu 19th Jan 2006, 12:48, More)

» Not Losing Your Virginity

Lost it....nearly
I did a fucking good 'shop for the Virgin Challenge.

It was clever, well edited and in with a chance of being on the 'Best' page at the end.

I doubt I'd win an actual prize (xbox etc) but still.

Then Virgin pull the compo.

So I nearly lost it.

(Fri 27th Oct 2006, 13:51, More)
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