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Susan, 24, once I massaged Danny John-Jules. It was awesome.
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Susan, 24, once I massaged Danny John-Jules. It was awesome.
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» Your Weirdest Teacher
My art teacher
good old stoner dropped a 25 in class!! YAY
(Sat 12th Nov 2005, 14:13, More)
My art teacher
good old stoner dropped a 25 in class!! YAY
(Sat 12th Nov 2005, 14:13, More)
» Your Weirdest Teacher
MR SAYCE!!!
My yr 7 teacher .. oooh strict and nasty .. short shorts. He used to say "Halt who goes there you silly silly goat pull your socks up thats a big no no!" ... strange man ... he used to get really stressed about the clicking of pens, so in class my friend michelle and i used to pass around a note saying "click your pens when michelle coughs" and when she coughed ... ooohhhhh it was the beautiful sight of a middle aged bachelor going insane! he seemed unable to notice that it was the whole class doing it and i always got the detention!
(Sat 12th Nov 2005, 14:07, More)
MR SAYCE!!!
My yr 7 teacher .. oooh strict and nasty .. short shorts. He used to say "Halt who goes there you silly silly goat pull your socks up thats a big no no!" ... strange man ... he used to get really stressed about the clicking of pens, so in class my friend michelle and i used to pass around a note saying "click your pens when michelle coughs" and when she coughed ... ooohhhhh it was the beautiful sight of a middle aged bachelor going insane! he seemed unable to notice that it was the whole class doing it and i always got the detention!
(Sat 12th Nov 2005, 14:07, More)
» Now, there was no need for that...
Not me but my man
My boyfriend often enjoys to torture my dog (shitzu chiwawa poodle) and get him way too over excited which the dog enjoys to death. But the other day he got the dog rather pissed off and my doggy punctured (bit) my boyfriends finger and then proceeded to yack on his pants. Oh how i laughed even as i cleaned up the spew.... now his finger pusses :( eww
(Tue 21st Jun 2005, 14:57, More)
Not me but my man
My boyfriend often enjoys to torture my dog (shitzu chiwawa poodle) and get him way too over excited which the dog enjoys to death. But the other day he got the dog rather pissed off and my doggy punctured (bit) my boyfriends finger and then proceeded to yack on his pants. Oh how i laughed even as i cleaned up the spew.... now his finger pusses :( eww
(Tue 21st Jun 2005, 14:57, More)
» Singing the wrong words
very childish one
in primary school .. our assembly song was chatanooga choo choo for one week so we all went off to learn it. There was one teacher who thought he was clever by telling us all a story about a man called roy and a cat chewing his shoes. Anyway it ended out that the cat was found and the line "parodon me boy is that the chatanooga choo choo?" was replaced by "pardon me roy, is this the cat that chewed your new shoes?" Anyway Mrs lilly (Willy) the music teacher got such a shock when the whole school including all the teachers sang that at the school assembly. She chased the library teacher around the library block trying to hit him with a magazine. AHH she always was a hoar.
(Sat 29th Jan 2005, 14:42, More)
very childish one
in primary school .. our assembly song was chatanooga choo choo for one week so we all went off to learn it. There was one teacher who thought he was clever by telling us all a story about a man called roy and a cat chewing his shoes. Anyway it ended out that the cat was found and the line "parodon me boy is that the chatanooga choo choo?" was replaced by "pardon me roy, is this the cat that chewed your new shoes?" Anyway Mrs lilly (Willy) the music teacher got such a shock when the whole school including all the teachers sang that at the school assembly. She chased the library teacher around the library block trying to hit him with a magazine. AHH she always was a hoar.
(Sat 29th Jan 2005, 14:42, More)
» Local Nutters
in subiaco ... a proper area in perth wa
there is one homeless old guy whos name is russel... he often hangs around hungry jacks (burger king), the markets or the local train station and on making eye contact with you asks "hey howz it goin jockey" or love depending on guy or girl "have you got a couple of dollars" ... he is harmless but will ask you again and again if u happen to walk past more than once. He has a hunch back too ... i think its for sympathy rumour has it that he is faking it. A friend of mine was at the trainstation late at night and saw him get up and stand straight and walk away .! he can be good for a conversation if you enjoy answering the same questions over and over again. There is also a freaky guy who stays down near the local shopping center and talks to the old ladies who dont seem to mind at all .. he doesnt beg i think he is just lonely. My dog hates him.
(Tue 21st Sep 2004, 15:21, More)
in subiaco ... a proper area in perth wa
there is one homeless old guy whos name is russel... he often hangs around hungry jacks (burger king), the markets or the local train station and on making eye contact with you asks "hey howz it goin jockey" or love depending on guy or girl "have you got a couple of dollars" ... he is harmless but will ask you again and again if u happen to walk past more than once. He has a hunch back too ... i think its for sympathy rumour has it that he is faking it. A friend of mine was at the trainstation late at night and saw him get up and stand straight and walk away .! he can be good for a conversation if you enjoy answering the same questions over and over again. There is also a freaky guy who stays down near the local shopping center and talks to the old ladies who dont seem to mind at all .. he doesnt beg i think he is just lonely. My dog hates him.
(Tue 21st Sep 2004, 15:21, More)