» The B3TA Confessional

For the hole
I claimed to be the real man from Del Monte. As a prodigious liar in the pursuit of minge, I backed it up with loads of 'facts' about peaches and tinned fruit in general ('pears are the only fruit allowed on the International Space Station because their shape is most structurally sound in a weightless environment'). Got blown like a rockstar in Barbados.

EDIT Ok, maybe not like a rockstar. Like a Honda Accord owner, perhaps? (Am I doing it right?)
(Fri 27th Aug 2010, 17:40, More)

» Sticking it to The Man

Sticking it to The Man?
Buggered my boss once. Is that what you mean?
(Thu 17th Jun 2010, 23:11, More)

» Famous people I hate

I hate ...
... anyone wot's been on telly and is any or all of the following -

1. Smarter or quicker of wit than me.

2. More successful than me.

3. And of course, anyone who I deem of lower talent than myself, but who has ostensibly made more of their than I have of mine .

I hate them all! Oh I do! and jealousy has nothing to do with it ...
(Thu 4th Feb 2010, 15:20, More)

» Amazing displays of ignorance

This one time
... she took the morning after pill the morning after I put it in her shitter.
(Thu 18th Mar 2010, 17:20, More)

» Crappy relationships


When he started sticking it into that new blonde assistant.




Jacqueline Skipworth
(Fri 22nd Oct 2010, 18:09, More)