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» Starting something you couldn't finish
Stuff.
One of these days, I may surprise myself and fellate a baboon to completion. But just now... meh.
Did I mention that I work for London Zoo? No? Oh, good.
(Wed 30th Jun 2010, 22:45, More)
Stuff.
One of these days, I may surprise myself and fellate a baboon to completion. But just now... meh.
Did I mention that I work for London Zoo? No? Oh, good.
(Wed 30th Jun 2010, 22:45, More)
» Bizarre habits
Showers are for self-loathing in. Loudly.
I talk to myself, probably daily. Sometimes, I re-enact moments of embarrassment from decades ago, usually without props. At other times, something faintly Tourettes-like happens, where I swear without heed to grammar, coherence or whether I even want to say anything. Occasionally, I have proper conversations. One party to said conversation speaks only in my head, while the other gets use of my mouth.
So far, we seem to argue. A lot. Both of us agree that I'm a cunt, though.
(Mon 5th Jul 2010, 13:50, More)
Showers are for self-loathing in. Loudly.
I talk to myself, probably daily. Sometimes, I re-enact moments of embarrassment from decades ago, usually without props. At other times, something faintly Tourettes-like happens, where I swear without heed to grammar, coherence or whether I even want to say anything. Occasionally, I have proper conversations. One party to said conversation speaks only in my head, while the other gets use of my mouth.
So far, we seem to argue. A lot. Both of us agree that I'm a cunt, though.
(Mon 5th Jul 2010, 13:50, More)
» Waste of money
The Open University
I started off wanting to do a Life Sciences degree, because I had this crazy idea that I wanted to study Medicine. I've since figured out that I'm not really cut out to be a doctor.
The problem is that I tend to lose interest. It's not that I can't do the ongoing assessment - that's rarely a problem - but by exam time, I'm usually fucked off enough to wish I'd not bothered. I've already dropped out of a few courses, and I'm on the brink of doing so for the last time now rather than face an exam on the 20th.
Cost? Thousands of pounds, over the years.
(Mon 4th Oct 2010, 21:22, More)
The Open University
I started off wanting to do a Life Sciences degree, because I had this crazy idea that I wanted to study Medicine. I've since figured out that I'm not really cut out to be a doctor.
The problem is that I tend to lose interest. It's not that I can't do the ongoing assessment - that's rarely a problem - but by exam time, I'm usually fucked off enough to wish I'd not bothered. I've already dropped out of a few courses, and I'm on the brink of doing so for the last time now rather than face an exam on the 20th.
Cost? Thousands of pounds, over the years.
(Mon 4th Oct 2010, 21:22, More)