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I like stuff.

Recent front page messages:

fluffometer thingy

(Mon 1st Nov 2004, 14:11, More)

aww bollocks...
not again!

Why won't he use the paper I put down?
(Tue 28th Sep 2004, 13:35, More)

Mum I hate it!
Please don't make me go back there

(Mon 8th Sep 2003, 11:36, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Best Graffiti Ever

not exactly graffiti but...
on the wall above the urinal in our local, some attention-grabbing advertising from the gas showroom.

(Thu 3rd May 2007, 20:02, More)

» Lost...

where's my hymen?
(Sun 5th Dec 2004, 20:15, More)

» My Collection

Chinese money
I collect Chinese bank notes (RMB) - one of each denomination and make a point of acquiring the latest designs whenever I'm in China. Not sure why though 'cos they're worth nothing over here. Perhaps I'm taken with Chairman Mao, who looks like a sweet innocent cherub (who killed millions of people).
(Mon 15th Jan 2007, 16:40, More)

» Singing the wrong words

Macey Gray classic
...as sung by a mechanic at the garage when I was waiting for my car to be fixed:

I could say goodbye and I choke,
try to walk away and I stumble,
though I try and hide it it's clear
I blow bubbles when you are not here.

Better than the original if you ask me
(Thu 3rd Feb 2005, 11:08, More)

» Booze Related Disasters

I went to see a band...
We were stood by the stage after they'd finished their first set. I'd been drinking all day so I was a bit wobbly to say the least. Anyway I was curious to see what effects pedals the band's guitarist was using so I leant across the stage to have a look.

Unfortunately as I leaned over, my pint leaned over too and spilled all over this array of rather expensive looking effects pedals. Obviously we all edged casually towards the back of the room so as not to get the blame.

When the band came out for their second set this poor guy's guitar sounded dreadful and they were virtually booed off stage.
(Fri 19th Mar 2004, 10:30, More)
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