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I'm new here but am looking forward to posting my creative work.

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» Lies that got out of control

I told my co workers that I had AIDS. Next day at work there were thousands of get well cards on my desk and "Get well soon" balloons. Next thing I knew I got promoted as the bosses assistant manager. I held a meeting later that day and told the whoole company that I didn't have AIDS..

Now I'm unemployed!!
(Fri 13th Aug 2010, 2:44, More)

» Bizarre habits

Regarding my girlfriend
My girlfriend and I once went out for a cup of coffe. She knows I'm obsessed with my new iPad I got a few months ago. She says to me, "I know you like that but I'm here so you have someone to talk to." I looked up and said, "It's either I play with my iPad or I masturbate on you at home. You pick." There was a soft silence and she said, "Play with your iPad." WIN!!
(Mon 5th Jul 2010, 6:43, More)

» PE Lessons

Lesson learned
I once was caught cutting gym class and my P.E teacher was pissed at me. I had to run around the track for 3 hours and if I stopped running he'd whip me. So it's 6:30 PM and I'm jogging and I yell, "Hey coach! Can I go home now?" and he says to me, "Fine. But you gotta gimme a piggy back to my car." So It's nearly 7 PM and I have my P.E teacher on my back and he weighs about 158 pounds. I get him to his car at about 7:20 PM and I fall on the pavement. My coach says to me, "Shit now you did it! I missed COPS! Damn you!" Months later he gave me a break and I never cut gym again.
(Sun 22nd Nov 2009, 1:39, More)

» Mobile phone disasters

Kind of weird
Whenever I buy somthing on my phone like a game the internet is really slow and once the game is on my phone it kept aaying, "This is a free trial version of the game." and all that stuff. Now my phone bill is $450 or so...
(Thu 30th Jul 2009, 23:35, More)

» The Dark

my experience
I've never had any luck in the dark. I remember one night I had to get up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Obviously I can't see in the dark so I looked absolutly everywhere in the pitch black darkness. I crawled on the ground and suddenly I hit a wall. I wasn't sure if I hit a door or a wall and so I reached slowly up and suddenly I felt a wall but wasn't sure if it was a wall. To save my energy bills I kept the lights off and eventually I got to the kitchen area and got myself some water. Now the hard part for me was to get back to bed. I litterally got on the ground and crawled to my bedroom so I wouldn't hit a wall and once I got into bed sweet and sound my alarm went off and I was soo tired I couldn't stay awake for the day.
(Wed 29th Jul 2009, 5:33, More)
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