Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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AIDSI told my co workers that I had AIDS. Next day at work there were thousands of get well cards on my desk and "Get well soon" balloons. Next thing I knew I got promoted as the bosses assistant manager. I held a meeting later that day and told the whoole company that I didn't have AIDS..
Now I'm unemployed!!
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 2:44, 2 replies)
Why send a get well soon card to an AIDer?Have they found a cure?
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:58, closed)
There is a cureUnfortunately it has really bad side effects.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:11, closed)
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