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Bristol, beer, bikes...

That's about it.

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» Guilty Pleasures, part 2

running up the stairs
using my hands as well as my feet

(Thu 13th Mar 2008, 14:49, More)

» Weddings

i was guest of honour...
Myself and a buddy were climbing and camping in a nature reserve in South Africa when a big (BIG) storm hit the area we were in. Everything was soaked.

Anyway - heading back to our camp I spied a marquee...

So I hatched the idea that as we were the only ones around we should use it to get some shelter. The chairs or food on tables did not deter me as I draped my soaked tent over some chairs, hung my clothes out to dry on some climbing rope tied to the corners and fired up my camping stove to cook some pasta.

It was at that moment, wearing nothing buy my skidmarked underpants and squatting in front of a bowl of pasta that the wedding party arrived, walking through the door and only 5 minutes ahead of the bridal couple...

Oh how they laughed.
(Fri 15th Jul 2005, 18:18, More)

» The Police II

Lost in southern Egypt while on the bike, I got stopped at a roadblock and interrogated at gunpoint for 4 hours. Scary stuff. When I had talked my out out of it, the cops felt bad about holding me (oo-er). Anyway, to make amends they held up some passing cars (also at gunpoint) and handed me freebies from the respective boots etc. Which was nice of them...
(Tue 10th May 2011, 21:35, More)

» Irrational Hatred

Shop staff who call me "mate"
Its "sir" you fuckwit...
(Thu 31st Mar 2011, 22:11, More)

» Foot in Mouth Syndrome II

In the middle of a long roadtrip
there were 5 of us in the car. It was a little cramped and we stopped to get out and stretch or legs. Anyway, I'd been sat next to a cute girl and loudly proclaimed when we arrived at the service station that it was time to get out and "spread your legs"...

The rest of the ride was awkward.
(Mon 20th Aug 2012, 14:49, More)
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