» Caught!

text message shame
my now ex missus was bored and wanted to play around on my nifty new phone as she was pretty ill and bored of tv, being the great boyfriend i said sure after 30 mins she turned to me and roared "what the fuck is this all about??"
she was referring to how i was telling my mate via text that once she was better i was gonna "dump her and start enjoying me life again and catch as many std's as possible!"
needless to say she beat me to it and punched me in the face
(Thu 3rd Jun 2010, 18:05, More)

» Sticking it to The Man

parking enforcement ticket man!
i was shopping in Buxton and i noticed i was a couple of minutes over my allotted time and as i walked toward my car the traffic warden Nazi bastard was writing a ticket for me and my car Mohammed and i stepped up and chose to simply nonchalantly stroll past him, got in my car and drove with a firm V that Harvey Smith would have been proud of! i felt awesome as he looked on despondently!
(Thu 17th Jun 2010, 23:29, More)

» Professions I Hate

radio dj's
vast majority of em are absolute ball bags and ugly as fuck hence their radio work!
chris moyles is a fat talentless smug fat tosser and very fat
jo whiley pretentious smug ugly persian cat looking twat
edith bowman & fearne cotton both pretty much the same person junior jo whileys! fawning over gash music!
scott mills fake tanned hilariously un funny thunder cunt
and all of the mongy "news and showbiz" talent free twats
(Thu 27th May 2010, 22:06, More)

» Expensive Weekends

Expensive euro holiday
back in my 2nd year of uni, 3 mates and myself decided to go on a mini adventure to a foreign land, as one of them was a Bulgarian we chose to go to Sofia as he lived there and he can speak the language as i struggle with english let alone bulgarian, i organised it all 4 flights leaving from luton to sofia and no need for accomodation as we were gonna stop in a plush apartment in the city centre.
it was all booked and once uni was done for the summer we were off for 3 nights to sample bulgarian customs and hairy women maybe,
being students we were fairly broke already so the cheaper the better,
the day before we were due to leave for sofia our bulgarian friend told us he didnt have a passport after losing and not realising he needed it to travel back "home".
that took us to 3 of us leaving the next day,
i drove to the airport in my old shitty car which subsequently broke down en route to the airport! we struggled to the airport and parked up and left for sofia.
when we arrived we had to get in to the city which was a £20 ride
find a hotel at the last minute and salvage our long weekend
we found a hostel that would take us, back on the other side of the city so unheard of the taxi driver struggled to find it, this was a recurring theme throughout the stay.
it was also guarded by 2 rotweilers without leashes! i shit you not, it was terrifying!
after 3 days of not knowing where to go or what to do because of our lack of knowledge we'd spent £110 on just taxis to get about the place
the whole trip cost just shy of £750+ per person which was a bitter pill to swallow not only that but i had to get my car fixed for £230 as well
i would still recommend going to sofia as it was an extremely good night out and brilliant place but just be prepared, and if you walk throgh the city after 3am beware of prostitutes that will grope you and expect payment for said groping, my mate paid her to leave with a library card!
(Tue 18th May 2010, 15:49, More)