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Game coder by trade, but enjoy pottering around with art too in my occasional free time.

Twitter: @Pizopop
Where I entertain a loyal following of around a dozen bots with sporadic Tweets (mostly of stuff I've made for here).

Redbubble: Pizopop's Shop
An experiment to see which I get first - a T-Shirt sale or a cease and desist letter.

Recent front page messages:

They sent Yoko to the Klingon ship

(Wed 21st Feb 2024, 2:56, More)

Beatles' Cradle - I conserve momentum with a little help from my friends

(Fri 19th Jan 2024, 0:49, More)

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

(Fri 10th Nov 2023, 1:38, More)

In 2022, Mr Spoon will face the dark side of Button Moon!

(Tue 1st Aug 2023, 16:22, More)

"What 'R' is a bioengineered construct, physically indistinguishable from an adult human?"

(Tue 1st Aug 2023, 1:45, More)

Very naughty!

(Sat 3rd Sep 2022, 1:14, More)


(Sun 6th Feb 2022, 15:08, More)

One for each tribe to keep the peace

(Thu 16th Sep 2021, 13:10, More)

You'll believe a man can fly - as for the rest...

(Sat 8th May 2021, 1:46, More)

(Thu 8th Apr 2021, 12:35, More)

The Monster Men - by Roger Horrorgrieves

(Fri 30th Oct 2020, 1:43, More)

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't let you cross yet.

(Sun 18th Oct 2020, 22:12, More)

Killing the competition

(Mon 5th Oct 2020, 0:52, More)

Is this the way to Barnard Castle?
I'm a lockdown flouting asshole.

(Mon 14th Sep 2020, 15:38, More)

The last Battenberg Galactica on a lonely quest...for a nice cuppa tea to accompany it.

(Sat 4th Jul 2020, 17:20, More)

New safety advice from the WHO

(Sat 13th Jun 2020, 21:55, More)

(Mon 25th May 2020, 20:56, More)

Too much sugar? What the fuck do the FDA know about anything?

(Tue 7th Apr 2020, 0:09, More)

I Don't Want To Hold Your Hand

(Tue 17th Mar 2020, 10:16, More)

"I got the last one now RUN - HERE IT COMES!"

(Sat 7th Mar 2020, 19:16, More)


(Thu 27th Feb 2020, 0:33, More)

If you live in Pigeon Street - you're probably fucked.

(Mon 17th Feb 2020, 19:46, More)

I'd like a pee please Bob

(Sun 16th Feb 2020, 16:26, More)

And the other end of the speed spectrum

(Sat 15th Feb 2020, 19:55, More)

This is probably the one I'll go to hell for

(Tue 4th Feb 2020, 19:29, More)

Much more accurate - I'd appreciate your version far more as a buyer
Also: Mr Mc Brexit

(Thu 30th Jan 2020, 17:31, More)

Watch out for those finger guns

(Sun 19th Jan 2020, 14:53, More)

Pulled pork

(Sun 12th Jan 2020, 14:05, More)

Mondrian's Christmas Wrapping with Red, Yellow and Blue

(Sun 22nd Dec 2019, 14:23, More)

The flying floozy

(Sun 8th Dec 2019, 18:08, More)

I'm gonna *croak* him an offer he can't *ribbit*

(Sat 9th Nov 2019, 20:56, More)

(Fri 4th Oct 2019, 17:13, More)

Destroy Dohlt's wall

(Sat 28th Sep 2019, 22:45, More)

She knew the best outfits to vex the contemptible douche

(Wed 11th Sep 2019, 3:16, More)

I bounce high with a little help from my friends

(Wed 4th Sep 2019, 9:20, More)

Games are usually rather quick

(Mon 2nd Sep 2019, 1:56, More)

Part pensioner. Part rustbucket. All washed up.

(Tue 27th Aug 2019, 5:02, More)

In a world of musical highways...

(Sat 10th Aug 2019, 11:59, More)

(Sat 20th Jul 2019, 19:52, More)

(Mon 1st Jul 2019, 20:48, More)

Spare a thought for the unwitting victims...

(Wed 12th Jun 2019, 0:39, More)

I have meeps, but... They're not real, they're just implants.

(Tue 4th Jun 2019, 23:34, More)

Smells like cat piss

(Sun 14th Apr 2019, 1:58, More)

Shortbread, longbread, shlongbread

(Fri 5th Apr 2019, 21:22, More)

She's back, she's mad and she brought friends

(Sat 16th Mar 2019, 21:33, More)

The Cerne Abba Giant

Just in case you're unfamiliar, we Brits like to carve erect giants into our hillsides.
(Fri 15th Mar 2019, 21:01, More)

One of the inventors of the hand-held electronic calculator passes away

(Wed 6th Mar 2019, 21:31, More)

A doomed mission for a sustainable food source

(Sat 2nd Mar 2019, 23:29, More)

I don't think she wants to share it

(Sat 2nd Mar 2019, 10:50, More)

Wacky Waka

(Sun 17th Feb 2019, 0:22, More)

Harder to stop than a Xenomorph

(Sat 26th Jan 2019, 0:13, More)

Hell hath no fury like a giant sprite scorned

(Tue 15th Jan 2019, 15:10, More)

It's always at the last second when it fails

(Fri 28th Dec 2018, 22:35, More)

All together now...

(Sun 16th Dec 2018, 12:54, More)

They've had years to refine the voting system
(Fri 19th Oct 2018, 20:52, More)

"Maybe if I poke it with this..."

(Sat 13th Oct 2018, 1:41, More)

Pass the marshmallows

(Wed 3rd Oct 2018, 22:09, More)

The Zuckerman farm falls on hard times

(Mon 1st Oct 2018, 17:38, More)

Two and a half hours of funeral services

(Fri 28th Sep 2018, 20:15, More)

A great snack needs a powerful anthem

(Sun 23rd Sep 2018, 18:10, More)

Let your healing fingertips do the walking

(Sat 22nd Sep 2018, 12:30, More)

(Fri 14th Sep 2018, 22:29, More)

His other team wasn't working out so well

(Sat 1st Sep 2018, 3:29, More)


(Fri 24th Aug 2018, 20:50, More)

The Impeachment of Trump

(Thu 23rd Aug 2018, 18:38, More)

Speaking of pies...

(Wed 22nd Aug 2018, 14:36, More)

Just one more thing

(Fri 17th Aug 2018, 17:30, More)

She's not quite convinced of their special relationship

(Sat 14th Jul 2018, 1:00, More)

Best answers to questions:

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

The catering at the annual lesbian conference was a huge success
Everyone loved the 'all you can eat muffet'
(Thu 15th Nov 2018, 18:25, More)