» My Arch-nemesis

Neil Buchanan
He led me to believe that I could make a fish tank, out of a box of cornflakes.

Could I fuck.
(Fri 30th Apr 2010, 16:31, More)

» Bizarre habits

When does masturbation become habit?
It's starting to feel like
"Oh I've got 20 minutes spare ,might as well".
(Thu 1st Jul 2010, 22:01, More)

» Famous people I hate

Jennifer Aniston..
Ugh..

Just..Fuck off..

You were famous for Friends(Over rated shyte) ,getting dumped by Brad Pitt (for the better I feel) and making a string of pathetic romantic comedies where everyone loves you in the end, well I don't.


Sorry..
(Mon 8th Feb 2010, 19:58, More)

» Guilty Laughs

Laughing at small children when they fall over
...Watching them realise "Ouch that hurts" queue open mouth no sound... followed by a loud and high pitched cry...

Quality...
(Sun 25th Jul 2010, 16:09, More)

» Breasts

....
Blood can come out of the duct if you squeeze 'em enough .
(Thu 6th May 2010, 16:48, More)