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» My Wanking Disasters
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when I was younger I used to sometimes look into the keyhole from my room into the kitchen. when my 45 year old foster mum made food in the summertime, she usually had a short skirt and a small bikini... I used to wank so hard my doorknob got jizzed. I had to wait until my hardon had dissapeared so I could clean it with a paper towel from the kitchen ;)
(Fri 4th Jun 2004, 11:46, More)
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when I was younger I used to sometimes look into the keyhole from my room into the kitchen. when my 45 year old foster mum made food in the summertime, she usually had a short skirt and a small bikini... I used to wank so hard my doorknob got jizzed. I had to wait until my hardon had dissapeared so I could clean it with a paper towel from the kitchen ;)
(Fri 4th Jun 2004, 11:46, More)
» My Worst Vomit
...a few years ago,
I was having a night out and drank too much beer and tequila. (Mixing different drinks together is never a good idea!) When the bar closed for the evening my drinking mate sugested we should stop for a quick kebab. He bought a kebab for me and nice as I am I felt it nessesary for me to eat the food. (Although I didn't feel up to it, beeing very drunk and all...) I manage to finish it, just with some spilling of kebab, running down my jacket and jeans. I also manage to get home afterwards. (Don't remember how, could have been some crawling involved!) I started laying down on my bed when I felt my stomach and my bowels moving. (Bad kebab!) I barely managed to get myself into the bathroom and onto the toilet where by bowels emtied themselves with sickening splashing and running noises. In that exact same moment I felt a vomit pressing up and I also puked bits of kebab and vomit all over the floor and into my bathroom sink! The bathroom and myself stank of vomit and shit for several days afterwards. The lesson I learned that night: *NEVER* eat kebab after drinking heavily!
(Sun 22nd Aug 2004, 19:59, More)
...a few years ago,
I was having a night out and drank too much beer and tequila. (Mixing different drinks together is never a good idea!) When the bar closed for the evening my drinking mate sugested we should stop for a quick kebab. He bought a kebab for me and nice as I am I felt it nessesary for me to eat the food. (Although I didn't feel up to it, beeing very drunk and all...) I manage to finish it, just with some spilling of kebab, running down my jacket and jeans. I also manage to get home afterwards. (Don't remember how, could have been some crawling involved!) I started laying down on my bed when I felt my stomach and my bowels moving. (Bad kebab!) I barely managed to get myself into the bathroom and onto the toilet where by bowels emtied themselves with sickening splashing and running noises. In that exact same moment I felt a vomit pressing up and I also puked bits of kebab and vomit all over the floor and into my bathroom sink! The bathroom and myself stank of vomit and shit for several days afterwards. The lesson I learned that night: *NEVER* eat kebab after drinking heavily!
(Sun 22nd Aug 2004, 19:59, More)