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We used to put dog shit on people's front door handles... that was our entertainment
Click for the NHS(316 kb)
(Fri 22nd Jan 2021, 17:11, More)

old and bitter

(Tue 19th Jan 2021, 16:47, More)

Meanwhile in Berlin

(Wed 16th Sep 2020, 13:22, More)

(Sun 17th Nov 2019, 23:10, More)

Click for brexit (100 kb)

(Mon 4th Nov 2019, 14:33, More)

do as he says and you'll be fine

(Wed 19th Jun 2019, 21:25, More)

sunday afternoon

(Wed 13th Mar 2019, 11:13, More)

fetche le vache

(Sat 12th Jan 2019, 10:41, More)

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(Wed 3rd Oct 2018, 13:21, More)

he has 3 balls and his willy elongates like a ford cortina aerial

(Wed 3rd Oct 2018, 9:41, More)


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(Wed 25th Apr 2018, 10:52, More)

ask for the "special stuff"

(Sun 10th Feb 2013, 14:55, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Kids say the shittiest things

My grandson (who was 5 at the time) came home from school
and told me he had been learning about shapes.

"A hexagon has 6 sides" he says.
"Wow" I said, "How many sides has an "Octogon"
"I don't know" was his reply.
"8 sides" I said.
He paused and then came back with
"How many sides does a Mexican have?"

It kinda makes sense when you think about it.
(Thu 23rd May 2013, 20:00, More)