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# Is it time for beheading?
Hooray! I have done an picture
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Anything referencing George Orwell WINS HARD!!!!!!!
Massive click from me matey.

Edit: your cartoon is a bit special too. Attention to detail is admirable (especially the rendering of your shape fitness evolved in the distance)
in fact..... FP this!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:57, archived)
# More Orwell everywhere would be well nifty
'The whole experience of being hit by a bullet is very interesting and I think it is worth describing in detail'.

www.rjgeib.com/thoughts/soldiers/george-orwell-shot.html
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Wow. Thanks for linking that!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:25, archived)
# More short-form Orwell wonders...
Shooting An Elephant:

orwell.ru/library/articles/elephant/english/e_eleph

The Moon Under Water (or, The Ideal Pub):

www.netcharles.com/orwell/essays/moon-under-water.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:33, archived)
# For the definitive 1984 film try this link for the BBCs 1954 production. Just Awesome!
www.archive.org/details/Meatpies_1984
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:00, archived)
# "He shot me, that's fascist"
Edit: I should probably have included some indication that I actually know that Orwell hated the dilution of the word "fascist" and wrote about it.
(funkatron, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Well, he was in a war against fascists at the time.
The people shooting at him were literally fascists.

Y'twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Cliff Richard was a stretcher-bearer in the Spanish Civil War?
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:25, archived)
# More!
is here:
b3ta.com/board/10224082
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Agreed. I can never eat in a hotel restaurant without picturing 'Down and Out in Paris and London'
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Easily his best book.
But then I would say that. I am, after all, a tramp.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Do you have a top hat with the lid open, and a dog on a string?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Ah, the good old days...
These days I've got a knackered fishing hat and a yo-yo on a chain. Even rats give me a wide berth.
Which is jolly kind of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:20, archived)
# I'm guessing
he's of those naked types who wears a barrel with shoulderstraps, like in an old cartoon.
shrink4men.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/man-wearing-barrel-and-suspenders-after-divorce1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Friend of mine explained divorce to me recently;
They divided his earnings, worth and pension into two exact halves.
She got one half, and her lawyer got the other.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Ta much :)
didn't draw the screenshot tho
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Arnie's good,
but he's no Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:15, archived)
# I hope you left enough room for Mein Kampf!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:38, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Occasional placement of polos would have made this film more bearable
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:56, archived)
# JA! JA! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 2:12, archived)
# The Ja Ja Jas - New Your punk polka band?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UKjQzVtFfs
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 4:30, archived)
# I thought I'd see that loop somewhere before
I use the audio as my ringtone:
eeuauaughhhuauaahh.ytmnd.com/
(Sonny_Jim Kirkladn has a small penis, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Well yes.
A boot stamping an a human face forever, omfg.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:14, archived)
# excellent!
*downs bottle of Victory Gin*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:17, archived)
# Just checked out your profile - that's a pretty inspired 4 months!
There's some awesome work there - the crossword is genius!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:27, archived)
# Thanks! :)
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Also, not worth etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 0:48, archived)
# awesome stuff !
I approve 100%
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Brilliant!
Someone alert the woo police!
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:24, archived)
# SMITH
DANCE HARDER

KEEP DANCING
(Cap'n, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Where did you get film of me dancing?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:27, archived)
# I ain't down wit' da kidz.
I'm so old.

I got the 1984 reference immediately, but had no idea what Your Shape: Fitness Evolved is until, in a fit of inspiration, I Googled "fitness video game" and eventually found a picture of something called, apparently, an "Xbox".

I shall click, as I am rather tickled by the idea of a dictatorial video game console.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:50, archived)
# I saw the game being exhibited,
and it worried me the way that your 'trainer' appears to criticise and harangue you, whilst checking your compliance via the camera. Hence the idea ...
That book gets more and more prophetic with each passing year.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:12, archived)