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# Guaranteed to break the ice at parties
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:42, archived)
# Forgive them Father
they know not what they chew
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:42, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:45, archived)
# hahaha
you sick sick puppy.

Edit: I'm off to donate :D
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:43, archived)
# Ha ha hah aha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:43, archived)
# are those
pineapple chunks or cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:43, archived)
# feta stupid question
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:45, archived)
# So
long as it isn't nob cheese
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:46, archived)
# I
hope its cheese.

I fucking hate pineapple. it should not be a part of the human diet. like bananas. bananas is not food either, it's a meat substitute.
(radja, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:46, archived)
# Bananas
and pineapples are two if the finest fruits there are.

Or, rather, one of the finest fruits and one of the finest herbs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:47, archived)
# I enjoy both,
yet they both give me indigestion.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:48, archived)
# Pineapple on it's own is good munch.
But on pizza it mings. Bananas are very rich in potassium, which is supposed to be good for you. Begs the question, will I turn purple if I eat bananas and permanganate?
(Small Green Hamster, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:52, archived)
# that's
a waste of permanganate. make explosives instead.
(radja, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:54, archived)
# pomegranates are rich in permanganate*
(*not true ... but somehow it ought to be)

edit: and you don't mean "begs the question" ... you mean "raises the question" \beeInBonnet
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:54, archived)
# It's Begs The Question
If you're family's from Yorkshire...
(Small Green Hamster, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:57, archived)
# No it isn't
"begs the question" means (or at least meant) to phrase the question in such a way as to answer it before it's been asked. To load it with only one answer or to make it difficult to answer sensibly. What you mean (whether you're in yorkshire or not) is "raise the question".
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 10:00, archived)
# My point was...
The woman who taught me english was from Yorkshire... and a simple soul.

So excuse my poor english at times... :P
(Small Green Hamster, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 10:01, archived)
# Tha maun't apologise
if tha caun't spake proper when tha's getten thee education from t'wrong side o't'pennines.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 10:07, archived)
# marvelarse!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:43, archived)
# nice :)

(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:56, archived)
# hehehe
Yay for that, and yay for the Amiga. I'm on the betatesting team for the next version of AmigaOS, you know. Unfortunatly, gloating about that outside of Amiga portals doesn't make anyone jealous :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:58, archived)
# rah to amiga nostalgia-related post milestones


[edit] Yes, I wouldn't boast at parties. I can't believe they're still flogging it.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:59, archived)
# I've got one of those (with GVP G-Force 030, and various Zorro cards)
as well as an A4000 (with Cyberstorm 060, "Repulse" soundcard, Voodoo 3 3000, WinTV card and all sorts of bells & whistles), an A1200 (with Blizzard 1260), another A1200, an A500, an A600, and an AmigaOne XE-G4 (1Ghz G4, ATi Radeon, and some more bells & whistles).
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 10:02, archived)
# does the
disk drive still click?
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 10:03, archived)
# On the A1500, A500, A600 and one of the A1200s, yes.
On the A1200/060 and A4000, no because I installed "NoClick".
On the AmigaOne, no because I didn't bother putting a floppy drive in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 10:04, archived)
# Woo!
The passion of the cheeses.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:44, archived)
# tj
I found this on my early morning walk



What should i blow up?

edit/ i will video the best suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:45, archived)
# Erm...
MI5?
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:46, archived)
# is that...
a very blurred nipple in the bottom of that pic?
(tdavidj, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:49, archived)
# A balloon.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:46, archived)
# I'll give you £10
if you set it off in your own arse.

Video evidence required.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:46, archived)
# i'm worried that it might hurt
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:50, archived)
# but
in a good way ;-)
(tdavidj, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:50, archived)
# you'd only notice it
for a split second
(Mr. Partyhat, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:52, archived)
# Offer
it to Blunkett as a cigarette
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:49, archived)
# I'll give ya a few quid for the dynamite
leaving my company today.....
(doobydooby, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:50, archived)
# You should put it on ebay and make some money!
offering to come round and blow up an item chosen by the highest bidder*

*terms and conditions apply!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:53, archived)
# fresh cow pat probably too small...
I'd like to see a Watermelon go up.. but it'd HAVE to be indoors though...
(Wombat Joe, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 10:00, archived)
# Tape it to a sheep*

*I've been playing Worms 3D for too long.
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 10:18, archived)
# I've been toying
with getting htat. How does it compare to the 2d versions?
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 10:31, archived)
# take it to a cinema
order a popcorn, and throw it in just as she opens the big glass thingy to scoop out.


Or find a stack of beans cans in a comedyshow type supermarket, and destroy.


or place in a big bag of fertilizer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 10:29, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Straight to hell!
(Indole Ring, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:45, archived)
# The nibbles of Christ
That's one hell of a marketing scheme...

Will it be out it time for Easter ?
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:45, archived)
# You sinner!
But, thinking about it, it would save you having to walk to the buffet table every time you wanted a snack... you could shout "Jesus" instead.

Would that be blasphemy?
(Small Green Hamster, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:46, archived)
# Nope,
I expect he keeps sticks of Celery in one of the holes in his hands.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:48, archived)
# You could replace the whole buffet
With Jesus... breadsticks in one hand, celery in the other... and a nice salsa dip in the one in his chest.

Lovely.
(Small Green Hamster, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:50, archived)
# Brilliant,
Buffet Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:51, archived)
# But where
Would you put the desserts?
(Small Green Hamster, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:54, archived)
# The
Judas Escariot Self Service Chariot.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:56, archived)
# Buffet Jesus
In alliance with Judas Iscariot Self Service Chariot...

For all your catering needs.

straight to hell I go
(Small Green Hamster, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 10:00, archived)
# I think it's only blasphemy
if you take His name in vain. But if you get a nibble then it's not in vain, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:49, archived)
# How handy!
(if those christists are right then you know where you're going)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:47, archived)
# ha
ha
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:47, archived)
# haha! Brilliant

I've got a Jesus cartoon to do at some point... better do it before easter as it's topical.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:55, archived)
# ha
ha
ha
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:55, archived)
# hahahahahaaaa
that's great!

a big Friday morning WOO to you!
(8-Ball, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 10:06, archived)
# The Power Of Christ Compels You!
to eat party nibbles!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 10:12, archived)
#
cheese and pineapple tastic
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 10:15, archived)