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real name: matt lyons
age: 18 19 20 21
profession: still a student minimum wage earner






join the facebook revolution! facebook group: b3ta/links - by me

and photoshop fellow b3tans by monty
join in :)



my first ever club everer ! /links for the win!
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cheers gifted weasel! :D

/links ftw!!
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cheers to a-walla-fa-shag-ba(checks spelling :S) for this one

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unfunny!
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monty made this for me for my japanese comp choco party post!
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i am an official b3ta links nazi! you zal not mess wiv ze gestappo!
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danke monty!

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my moo badge
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seeing as a-walla and currentbun...and monty have made lists heres one of mine just to join the bandwagon.
A-Walla-Fa-Shag-Ba
Currentbun
Montypropps
Gifted Weasel
thiswasmyclone
rhcpaul(lotd master)
blackdogmanguitar
Gilgamesh
chickenlady
t0ria
ragingbullfrog

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the video presentation we made for our AS media practical - a short opening sequence for a TV programme
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this is me and my friend the pint
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Best answers to questions:

» Why should you be fired from your job?

sticking shit to mannikins then putting them in windows :D
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(Mon 13th Aug 2007, 23:08, More)

» Restaurants, Kitchens and Bars... Oh my!

Blackurn Rovers - Pukka pie division
i work in the dreaded position of pie master in the Blackburn end (points in the direction of Blackburn town centre and is the main stand)
anywho half time is mad and is basically a contest between those who can push hardest and those who can shout loudest.
whilst serving someone i politily asked " what would you like sir?" to which someone behind him muttered "some faster staff!"
needless to say he got served last and got the crappy pies at the back of the oven and missed the first 10 minutes of the match!
HAHA THE POWER OF THE PIES!

apologies for girth..or length, depends how you like it baby ;)
(Fri 21st Jul 2006, 18:31, More)

» Airport Stories

first ever frisking
last year in John Lennon airport my belt set the metal detector off, enter a slightly large sweaty scouse man with big hands.....

only after finishing did he ask "you are 16 arn't you?" just makes me think what would have happened if i had have said no
(Sat 4th Mar 2006, 12:46, More)

» The last thing that made me cry

omfg....
the peta video i am actually physicly sick and crying..the fucking thing was still alive you sick bastards .....its monstrous
(Mon 18th Apr 2005, 20:46, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

LE WALLACE AND GROMIT???
when i was around 5 years old i watched a wallace and gromit film for the first time and my dad told me that people actually look like that and that they all live in france ....yes i know how do parents come up with this stuff?????
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 21:39, More)
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