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» B3TA fixes the world

People to stop referring to 9/11 as "the worst terrorist attack in history"
when quite frankly that's a blatant lie. The point of terrorism is to terrorise and emotionally destroy the targets. As far as achieving the objective goes, these boys did their homework. If Family Fortunes asked 100 people to name a terrorist attack then you'd have to think 9/11 would be the top answer.

Henceforth, it should be called "the best terrorist attack in history."
(Wed 28th Sep 2011, 12:11, More)

» Creepy!

It has to be

(Thu 7th Apr 2011, 14:03, More)

» Books

The Bible
It's a collection of fairy tales and embellishments but basically comes down to one woman's lie which got out of hand.
(Thu 5th Jan 2012, 21:21, More)

» B3TA fixes the world

Make a TV programme called
"Let's Hunt and Kill Jeremy Kyle"

(A blatant rip-off of Bill Hicks' "Let's Hunt and Kill Billy Ray Cyrus" but this is the UK version of the show.)
(Wed 28th Sep 2011, 16:17, More)

» B3TA fixes the world

1. Bring back chain gangs. Get prisoners working for their keep. Use them to pick fruit and veg to lower wage bills for farmers and stop the johnny foreigners taking the money, paint fences, pick litter, dig trenches etc.

2. Bring back traditional teaching with practical lessons for things like building a wall, plumbing and give the kids who aren't academic a proper trade.

3. Banks who've been bailed out need massive penalties (like when they happily charge you £27.50 for being £1.00 overdrawn as happened to me some years ago) and then take the millions and put it back into the system.

4. Money raised from taxation on banks should be used to pay policemen, teachers, nurses and others in the public sector a decent wage.

5. Parents should be allowed to properly discipline their children, which includes smacking.

6. Impose taxation on some imported goods which are easily manufactured in the U.K. If we can do it for ourselves, we shouldn't be sending our much-needed money abroad.

7. Protect our fish stocks. Why should the French and the Spanish come to our waters and take our fish? It's our territory so they can piss off.

8. Any foreign national complaining about how things are done in the U.K. should take their complaints to their local police station, who will then see that they are then sent back to their homeland.

9. Immediate deportation for any foreign national carrying any act seen as treason, incitement to riot or defamation of the State, such as burning the national flag or shouting abuse at the repatriation or funerals for members of the armed forces.

I'll stop now before I double the size of the interwebs.
(Fri 23rd Sep 2011, 16:25, More)
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