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Nick denBoer
Animator / video / music producer from Canada.

On with the picture fuckery

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Recent front page messages:

Gotta respect a man who shoots from the hip

(Sun 1st Oct 2023, 20:39, More)

Heeeeeeere's Cinderella!

(Wed 6th Jan 2016, 23:07, More)

I am seeking funding for this revolutionary new product

(Thu 8th Jan 2015, 16:48, More)


(Tue 22nd Oct 2013, 14:58, More)

God save the spleen

full vid here www.b3ta.com/links/1038935
(Wed 24th Jul 2013, 17:39, More)

Jimmy New Year!

Some little snips from a video coming out at the end of the month.
(Tue 1st Jan 2013, 22:37, More)


it's only going to grow back thicker
(Tue 4th Sep 2012, 4:40, More)

Bouncy Sarah Palin

video here youtu.be/1X9QBHSyiSk
(Fri 24th Feb 2012, 18:47, More)

Nobody puts Baby in a coroner

(Thu 2nd Feb 2012, 21:14, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Heckles II

I got seated in the front row at the Comedy Store in Los Angeles last year and this right cunt of a comedian was asking everyone one by one what they did for a living and subsequently taking the piss out of each person rather tastelessly. He wasn't all that funny, just mean spirited and was drawing at strings to keep his act together. He made fun of my choice of clothing and then asked me what I did for a living. I promptly lied and told him that I am a comedy scout for HBO looking for new talent and that I had yet to see anything worth writing home about. Audience laughed, he stopped in his tracks, moved on to someone else, got no crowd reaction and ended his set early. Edit: Yeah that's right I said "drawing at strings"
(Mon 16th Jun 2014, 22:34, More)

» The best thing I've built

Built this flophouse for some undeserving children back in '02

was a triumph but the kids got addicted to rock candy and burned it to the ground
(Sat 13th Oct 2012, 19:51, More)

» Filth!

dead body parts
I worked on contract to remove all the old wooden shelves from the morgue at the university of Toronto. All the shelves held dead bodies, containers full of arms and legs, severed heads & all kinds of gruesome bloody human meat. The cadavers & parts were moved into a refrigerated truck and we demolished the shelving and disposed of the wood getting covered in blood and formaldehyde. Fun day. I got in trouble for snooping around and taking a peek at the bodies that were being embalmed.
(Thu 2nd Feb 2012, 22:09, More)