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[challenge entry] Nobody puts Baby in a coroner

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(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)
# DUBBAL SLAYZE!
(most synchronistic, I'm gonna do a slayze, but mostly mocking his appearance once he got cancer)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:15, archived)
# crazy coincidence
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)
# oh shit..and it's a blood red moon
shit, I just noticed a third one
www.b3ta.com/board/10679419

Definitely a sign that the anti-christ is watching Dirty Dancing.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:18, archived)
# you mean, DURTY DANSING
DURTY DANSING
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:59, archived)
# PEEK SLAYZE, PEEK
SLAYZE PEEK, PEEK SLAYZE..

- I can haz peek?
Not yet Slayze.
- now?
no
- k
now you peek
- wut?
now you peek
- now?
YES NOW
- k, I peek now..
FUCKING PEEK
- k
jEEEESUSZ
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:19, archived)
# ahahaha
that's funnier than it should be, this could be made for youtube with that dialogue as audio
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:23, archived)
# I SAID PEEK, SLAYZE, WHY U LOOPIN? jeeeesuz
SLAYZE WHY U LOOPIN? jeeeesuz


fuck..i missed a bit

THAT'S OUR SLAYZE
*outro*

JEESUZ SLAYXE YOU CANT EVE LOOP REET

:.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:26, archived)
# hi, hi ,hi hi...
yeah, just noticed the right pop miss

don't do anything stupid, you'll get by.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:37, archived)
# UNPREDICTABULL SLAYZE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:44, archived)
# it looks like he's fucking a pig.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:23, archived)
# K
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)
# have ye nae respect foor thae deid!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)
# not really
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:47, archived)
# oh baby

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:48, archived)
# OOOOOoooooOOOooerrrr
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:52, archived)
# so suave

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:56, archived)
# most annoying virus ever
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)
# CLASSIC CANSA SLAYZE
(that's the pikcha I shall use for justice)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:49, archived)
# he has a fisting face
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:51, archived)
# it's a face of defiance, like, FUCK YOU CANSA, I IZ SLAYZE
then him dead

XD
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:57, archived)
# KANSUR 1 SLAYZE - 1
ha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:59, archived)
# SLAVE TO DA SLAYZE: Book 2: When Cansa is Kool
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:06, archived)
# i remember he was on rochard and judy, it was before he knew/announced he had kansur
he looked pretty gaunt at that time and they were like "wow, you look great"

i was like "......"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Richard Madeley has never punched his wife and is certainly not a child culler.
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/richardmadely_unt_grave_miidge_charmander_grave_of_christs.jpg
spotify:track:7oUhocgYQru6A4waUhxI6Q (The Trick by Prodigy)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:27, archived)
# luv it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:42, archived)
# holy shit we started a SLAZE CRAZE
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:55, archived)
# it's not a slazecraze until deki knocks up his jape
then it's pure fucking mental!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:58, archived)
#
that's kind, but to fair slayze's death was a great comedic event
REST IN HELL CUNTCLONE

why is Drimble making me post this shit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6xDiPubxVU
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:05, archived)
# my metallica song ended on another tab as that started
must be a sign
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)
# ARRRR YEAARH
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Haha, ARSE Entertainment
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:12, archived)
# 'FORE THE NIGHT IS OVEERRE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:35, archived)
#
JESUS CHRIST! Look at the size of his...


hand O_o
(Twangy Rubber, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:26, archived)
# JEEEZUS SLAYZE, I SAID POP N PEEK, NOT FUCK A PEEG
fuck..is it too late to get Tutu?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:41, archived)
# she's with me, ha
ha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:49, archived)
# TUTU'S IS AWOL
LAST SEEN CAUSING A RUCKUS IN IRELAND WITH NAVIERL BOGIS
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:51, archived)
# i left my rock of crystal meth on the table, went to the bog
came back and it was gone
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:53, archived)
# TUTU BE CLIPPIN MUTHAFUX ALL NIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:08, archived)
# a fourfour?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:52, archived)
# a whut now?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:56, archived)
# or a tutututu?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:57, archived)
# ahahahaha
sorry, i should have got that. desmond four, very good
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:00, archived)
# oh baby, you love it

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:47, archived)
# ahahahaha
go man go
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:50, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Holy
Frickin rocking chair nightmares
(Sherbs, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:18, archived)
# ok and zoom and enhance
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:50, archived)
# *applauds*
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Dear Santa, more new b3tans like this one pls
k thx by
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:23, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:28, archived)
# This babby's hands give me teh fear
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)
# THANKS for the front pager!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:35, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:18, archived)
# ya not there any more ? ?
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:20, archived)
# WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)
# somebody no likey the swayze
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:22, archived)
# I reckon his lawyers have filed a complaint on Mumsnet
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:25, archived)
# can you get de-featured?
Did I break the ethics code
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:26, archived)
# I think someone just realised you're not happytoast or wildyles
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:29, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 4:52, archived)
# I reckon you can probably post just about anything on here and get away with it
providing you made it yourself, it's linked if it's nsfw, and it's not child porn. Non LOLIRONIC racism doesn't go down too well either.

Oh, and also providing it doesn't feature Th* Art*st F*rmerly Kn*wn *s Pr*nce
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:31, archived)
# slightly over 400k
too many weird comments from deke et al.
and anti-Canadian bias.

just guessing
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 4:20, archived)
# Just been looking at the stuff on your sites.
There's some fantastic stuff there. Panowie!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)
# thx. I should have come here a long time ago I rekkon
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)
# It's the only place to be
and with your talents we will love you long time.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:44, archived)
# Ten dollars GI?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)
# What a lovely wobbly when he lands...
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:39, archived)
# Mummy, can we keep this b3tan?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)
# DIE CANCER CHILD DIE
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:43, archived)
# WHY..WON'T..YOU..DIE
aahaha
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:45, archived)
# cuz i drunk this drink i found
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:17, archived)
# MAD MAX 9EIN: FUCLK SLAYZE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:20, archived)
# i've never watched max beyond thunderdome fully
everytime it gets to the bit with tina turner i go "aahhh bollocks" and turn it off.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)
# What. She's a man?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:44, archived)
# BREAK A DEAL, SPIN THE WHEEL
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:47, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP_Z7EJ10RM
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:51, archived)
# fuuuuuuuuckin ell
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6xDiPubxVU
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:02, archived)
# Featuring a piss-poor wannabe to Flava Flav's EXAM ROOM CLOCK
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)
# BEFORE DA NIGHT IS OVERRE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:32, archived)
# tina is so hip these days
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:02, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:46, archived)
# hahahaha
Looks like I picked the right time to come here :)
FP'd already but clicked anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:06, archived)
# I'm not going to pretend I know who this it is or the film
suffice to say this is all the aces :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:17, archived)
# shake shake shake (that baby)
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:21, archived)
# too good
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:25, archived)
# whoah rubbery!
/autocomplete lols
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Hahaha, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:49, archived)
# you are awesome! have a woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:01, archived)
# thx I can feel it tingling all over my balls
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:05, archived)
# my job here is done *vanishes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:11, archived)
# wha?/ how come I got un- front paged???
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:19, archived)
# nooo :(
never seen that happen before...
but have a click in case it gets re-frontpaged again!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:50, archived)
# thx!
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:05, archived)
# I had mine swiped...
...cos an artist got arsey :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:38, archived)
# because the image is 404ing
www.smearballs.com/gunt/swazgiffy.gif

edit: Oh, it's because opendns thinks smearballs is a porn site. Probably the name. Reapproved.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
made my day
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Hahahahaha
After all the moaning we did last night as well :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:19, archived)
# haha Thanks for fixing..
people always think it's a porn site. now robots do too. awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:21, archived)
# For the purposes of this case, Baby Patrick will just be known by his first initial.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:30, archived)
# What, "B"?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:57, archived)
# superb FP...knew it wouldn't take you long.....:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:25, archived)
# haha - glad to see the mystery of the disapperaring baby-Swayze has been solved.
and congrats on the FP.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Woo:D
Nicely donehttp://www.filmsite.org/wavfiles/dirtydancing.wav
(herman:D, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:39, archived)