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(Sat 8th Mar 2003, 15:27, More)

soz if been done

i feel sorry for him
(Fri 7th Feb 2003, 16:11, More)

New BBC spin-off

(Thu 30th Jan 2003, 16:16, More)

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» The Onosecond

this one's bad, can't believe I forgot
Depending on the mood of the day or whatever, me and my mates sometimes call each other "nigger". We're white and mean it in the same way bad ass gangsta rappers (tm) do - all nice and cheery.

Anyway, I inadvertantly text my mums mate asking the nigger what time she was coming round.

She is as black as the night. Ouch.
(Tue 31st May 2005, 9:33, More)

» The Onosecond

In my mobile's phonebook
"Girlfriend Mob" is right under "Girlfriend Home" and given that resedential numbers will actually "speak" the text message when you send one now, my onosecond came after sending a bit of a rudy to her house phone.

Imagine a Ste Hawking style voice telling her dad, "I want you to suck my dick you bitch."

The upside is he thought it was a prank phone call and I got away scot free, the cock sucker.
(Tue 31st May 2005, 9:13, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

What would
Princess Diana be doing if she was alive today?

Scratching on the lid of her coffin
(Tue 14th Sep 2004, 4:44, More)

» Shoddy Presents

I got my dad
chewing gum for christmas once....

There's no punch line. I genuinely thought he liked that chewing gum.
(Fri 24th Sep 2004, 3:11, More)