if you like sleaze, and you like peas...

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why 𝘢𝘮 i here?

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:) also...

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some cookie greatly improved by lack of cookie!

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I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth...

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some animal tour guides

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😂

(Thu 15th Apr 2021, 7:23, More)

dat ass

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:/

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2fer

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ruddy hell!

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voon?

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:)

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love bug

(Mon 30th Oct 2017, 13:01, More)

one shade of meh

(Sun 23rd Jul 2017, 2:57, More)

probly

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:)
 





(Wed 14th Dec 2016, 5:06, More)

cheap and cheerful
 

 

 

 
(Thu 17th Nov 2016, 12:32, More)

but surely...

 
ta v much :)
(Sat 15th Oct 2016, 22:36, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

i don't get why so few people know how to make a greek salad
i mean, it's not rocket science
(Wed 15th Apr 2020, 5:06, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

an englishman, an irishman and a pollack walk into a bar
the pole buys the first round, even though he hates the way he's always treated by the others
the irishman gets the next round in, even though he can't really afford it
finally the englishman gets up from the table with a expression of profound uncertainty and fucks off.
(Wed 7th Jul 2021, 0:04, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

femur: you think you're so hip
ileum: well at least i'm not a bloody cell-out
(Wed 20th May 2020, 9:39, More)