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Everyone down on planet Earth liked the world a lot
But the Grinch who lived in Mar-a-Lago certainly did not!
The Grinch hated everything! Accused everyone of treason!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
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(Tue 8th Apr 2025, 8:46, More)
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Recent front page messages:

Everyone down on planet Earth liked the world a lot
But the Grinch who lived in Mar-a-Lago certainly did not!
The Grinch hated everything! Accused everyone of treason!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
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(Tue 8th Apr 2025, 8:46, More)
After 13 long years... One final evening of cheers, laughter and tears.

(Tue 2nd Jul 2024, 11:06, More)

(Tue 2nd Jul 2024, 11:06, More)
This is a Tory Party for Tory people, there’s nothing for you here.

(Fri 22nd Jul 2022, 11:14, More)

(Fri 22nd Jul 2022, 11:14, More)
"And Mr Johnson, you're absolutely sure this has got nothing to do with you?"

(Thu 23rd Sep 2021, 9:19, More)

(Thu 23rd Sep 2021, 9:19, More)
What's this, then? 'Tories Eunt Domus'? 'People called Tories they go the house'?

(Sun 1st Aug 2021, 15:49, More)

(Sun 1st Aug 2021, 15:49, More)
International trade negotiations, it's a funny old game.
it's a funny old game.
(Mon 26th Jul 2021, 15:30, More)
it's a funny old game.

(Mon 26th Jul 2021, 15:30, More)
Let's go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over.
have a nice cold pint and wait for this all to blow over.
(Tue 6th Jul 2021, 17:17, More)
have a nice cold pint and wait for this all to blow over.

(Tue 6th Jul 2021, 17:17, More)
We choose to graffiti the moon not because it is easy, but...
but...
(Wed 19th May 2021, 17:07, More)
but...

(Wed 19th May 2021, 17:07, More)
I hardly think a few tweets are going to bring about the end of the world.

(Thu 29th Apr 2021, 10:15, More)

(Thu 29th Apr 2021, 10:15, More)
C'mon down to Jesus Wheels... he'll save you... $$$ off a new chariot.

(Tue 5th Jan 2021, 9:08, More)

(Tue 5th Jan 2021, 9:08, More)
What's the matter with you, can't you drive? eh? Oh my god, look what you've done!

(Sat 26th Sep 2020, 8:41, More)

(Sat 26th Sep 2020, 8:41, More)
See the Little Goblin, see his little feet. And his little nosey-wose, isn't the Goblin sweet?

(Thu 18th Jul 2019, 14:43, More)

(Thu 18th Jul 2019, 14:43, More)
Meanwhile, somewhere up north of Westminster, a muttering lad begins his day..
somewhere up north of Westminster a muttering lad begins his day..
(Thu 18th Jul 2019, 12:45, More)
somewhere up north of Westminster a muttering lad begins his day..

(Thu 18th Jul 2019, 12:45, More)
“The guy is an epic f*ck-up. He’s so dense that light bends around him.”

(Tue 9th Jul 2019, 14:34, More)

(Tue 9th Jul 2019, 14:34, More)
duummm dummm... duuuummm duum... duuummmmm dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dummmmmmmm dummmm

(Thu 20th Jun 2019, 18:25, More)

(Thu 20th Jun 2019, 18:25, More)
“Brexit, trust me, it will be jolly. Read the smallprint later.”
trust me it will be jolly. Read the smallprint later.”
(Fri 17th May 2019, 11:22, More)
trust me it will be jolly. Read the smallprint later.”

(Fri 17th May 2019, 11:22, More)
Star Wars, if it were written by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss.
if it were written by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss.
https://www.nme.com/news/film/game-of-thrones-showrunners-write-next-star-wars-film-2487866
(Wed 15th May 2019, 15:44, More)
if it were written by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss.

https://www.nme.com/news/film/game-of-thrones-showrunners-write-next-star-wars-film-2487866
(Wed 15th May 2019, 15:44, More)
Inside No. 10

"This is a local country for local people, there’s nothing for you here"
(Sun 12th May 2019, 12:56, More)

"This is a local country for local people, there’s nothing for you here"
(Sun 12th May 2019, 12:56, More)
IMAGE LEAKED of the Banquet Menu for Donald Trump's State Visit to Buckingham Palace 3 June.

(Fri 26th Apr 2019, 22:47, More)

(Fri 26th Apr 2019, 22:47, More)
Professor Mogg finally admits, to a gasping parliament, his dream contraption has significant shortcomings.

(Wed 27th Mar 2019, 17:05, More)

(Wed 27th Mar 2019, 17:05, More)
I watched Pea-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
and Brexit still wobbles on.
(Fri 22nd Mar 2019, 16:10, More)

and Brexit still wobbles on.
(Fri 22nd Mar 2019, 16:10, More)
BREXIT Day 9 and police struggle to protect the last full shopping trolley in Great Britain.

(Tue 29th Jan 2019, 13:24, More)

(Tue 29th Jan 2019, 13:24, More)
Okay. 5000. 100 feet per second is good. Going to check my attitude control. Attitude control is good...

(Tue 15th Jan 2019, 16:47, More)

(Tue 15th Jan 2019, 16:47, More)
Trump says his 'gut' can tell him more than 'anybody else's brain can ever tell me'.

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/11/27/politics/washington-post-trump-gut/index.html
(Wed 28th Nov 2018, 20:50, More)

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/11/27/politics/washington-post-trump-gut/index.html
(Wed 28th Nov 2018, 20:50, More)
Mr. President, has it been a good visit?

Very satisfactory indeed. We got what we came for, and our special relationship is still very special.
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(Thu 2nd Aug 2018, 13:17, More)

Very satisfactory indeed. We got what we came for, and our special relationship is still very special.
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(Thu 2nd Aug 2018, 13:17, More)
Women! They let 'em vote, smoke and drive - even put 'em in pants! And what happens? A Democrat for president!

(Thu 2nd Aug 2018, 11:27, More)

(Thu 2nd Aug 2018, 11:27, More)
A long time ago 1969, in a Camden Town far, far away...
in a Camden Town far far away...
(Sat 28th Jul 2018, 9:09, More)
in a Camden Town far far away...

(Sat 28th Jul 2018, 9:09, More)
Get your Thump Trump bag here!

Extended version on Youtube
*based on an idea by Paint!
(Sat 14th Jul 2018, 12:19, More)

Extended version on Youtube
*based on an idea by Paint!
(Sat 14th Jul 2018, 12:19, More)
Don't see what all the fuss is about, it never did Donald any harm...

(Tue 19th Jun 2018, 20:46, More)

(Tue 19th Jun 2018, 20:46, More)
What do you mean "who's flying the plane"? Nobody's flying the plane!

(Tue 5th Jun 2018, 11:39, More)

(Tue 5th Jun 2018, 11:39, More)
If I say it's safe to graze this field, it's safe to graze this field.

(Sat 2nd Jun 2018, 16:24, More)

(Sat 2nd Jun 2018, 16:24, More)
I'm not very big and I'm awful shy... And the lassies shout when I go by...

(Thu 10th May 2018, 11:58, More)

(Thu 10th May 2018, 11:58, More)
Immigrant season... NHS season... privatisation season... affordable housing season... disability season... brexit season...

(Thu 26th Apr 2018, 12:48, More)

(Thu 26th Apr 2018, 12:48, More)
"Well, if there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the beach that it's farthest from."

(Thu 30th Nov 2017, 10:28, More)

(Thu 30th Nov 2017, 10:28, More)
Elite - Trump edition

Your soul per month subscription - offshore loot crates - p2w - single player only
(Thu 23rd Nov 2017, 19:22, More)

Your soul per month subscription - offshore loot crates - p2w - single player only
(Thu 23rd Nov 2017, 19:22, More)
Go on... go on... go on... go on... ya will... ya will... ya will...

(Mon 9th Oct 2017, 13:16, More)

(Mon 9th Oct 2017, 13:16, More)
Greetings, Professor Falken, shall we play a game?
Professor Falken shall we play a game?
(Fri 28th Jul 2017, 20:23, More)
Professor Falken shall we play a game?

(Fri 28th Jul 2017, 20:23, More)
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