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# What's this, then? 'Tories Eunt Domus'? 'People called Tories they go the house'?
(, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 15:49, archived)
# shouldn't it read "SIVRK?
(, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 16:53, archived)
# What have the Tories ever done to us?
(, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 17:16, archived)
# apart from leaving the EU, slash welfare, cut legal aid payments, and dither whilst an epidemic raged
Nothing.
(, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 0:21, archived)
# Nothing??
They snatched my milk.
(, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 12:54, archived)
# It was sour by the time you got it at break in Summer
- and frozen into chunks in Winter.

In Spring it was laced with glass and opioids, but in Autumn, it was ju-ust right.
(, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 21:40, archived)
# Straight from Thatcher's teat...
(, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 0:26, archived)
# WHY did Margaret Thatcher feed Mark and Carol battery acid when they were babies?
That's just what came out of her breasts.*

* This joke stolen from (c) Neil Hamburger
(, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 13:49, archived)
# Damn Roman Tories
(, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 19:05, archived)
# Brilliant
Boro, Boris, Borit, Borimus, Boritis, Borunt.
(, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 18:04, archived)
# Borunt. A great portmanteau word.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 12:04, archived)
# He's not the Prime Minister, he's a very naughty boy!
(, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 18:53, archived)
# *applause*
(, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 11:37, archived)