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Sabrina Coming Out Of Her Well To Shame Boys Boys Boys
(I did this a year ago but forgot to post it on here)
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(Fri 26th May 2023, 8:37, More)

Enough is enough
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(Tue 4th Oct 2022, 14:35, More)

Oh well, whatever
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(Tue 28th Jun 2022, 14:41, More)

Deep Wordle
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(Sat 21st May 2022, 22:00, More)


(Sun 14th Mar 2021, 9:07, More)

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» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Lizards in the Western Pyrenees like to be alone when lying in the sun.
- Really?

- Yes. They are bask separatists.
(Tue 11th Apr 2023, 13:53, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Very funny joke with mass appeal
Q. How does a Linux sysadmin treat nappy rash when his baby won't let him apply crem?

A. sudo crem
(Sat 25th Jun 2022, 11:56, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Q. What comedian will turn on you and angrily insist that, no, he WASN'T just doing impressions of George from Rainbow and Mrs Slocombe and that in fact maybe it was YOU who were doing them?
A. Bobby DARVO.
(Sun 29th Jan 2023, 15:41, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Did you know that in the 1970s, Jim Davidson was offered the chance to invest in a new World War-themed strategy board game?
He decided against it. Apparently, it was "Too Risk-y"
(Wed 18th Jan 2023, 12:06, More)