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Happyperson, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:34, archived)

May I be the first to congratulate you on posting the 1 millionth message* on B3ta.

*(Under current numbering policies. Offer is void if it turns out it is in fact me posting the millionth message)

WWWWWW (Easy to locate spazz marker supplied courtesy of the Wonderfully Wise World Wide Web Women)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:16, archived)

woo yay

1 million messages

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 30 Jan 2003, 14:46, archived)

Millionth post!

Huzzah!

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wayward., Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:00, archived)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

1000000 POSTS!!!

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 16:44, archived)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 18:02, archived)

hello?

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new_matt, Tue 11 Mar 2003, 16:30, archived)

holy fucking moley

1,000,000 posts

2 mill by next month then...

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 12 Mar 2003, 13:20, archived)

honk

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100% kitten better than ever, Sun 23 Mar 2003, 22:26, archived)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 16:24, archived)

well

i doubt i'm the first person to think of doing this, but hello from the past

(edit) yay! happy millionth everyone, and a big woo for happyperson!

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Spoon, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 18:57, archived)

we forgot you could do that

and thought it was very cool. Woo to you.

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pep, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:50, archived)

what happened to the rest?

I (and others) replied to the 1,000,000th ages ago..

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munkt0n, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:51, archived)

it might've been too long ago

they probably dropped into the archive.

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pep, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:59, archived)

you mean

they posted into the future just to be archived into the past?!?

hahahahahahahahahahaha! How ironic!

Congrats to Happyperson and all at B3ta... Nice pic too!

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Henny, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:38, archived)

I am

sooo bookmarking this thread for posteriorty!

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Ratsta, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:56, archived)

I am adding

the jiggly monkeys, for posterity

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:08, archived)

They surely deserve a....

(as does the 1 millionth post)

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verbal, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:11, archived)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)

Dr mindpiss woz ere

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munkt0n, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:24, archived)

haha

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:30, archived)

eh?

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:59, archived)

Cheats never

prosper.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:00, archived)

how

does it work?

(RowdsterDelux, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:55, archived)

click on a reply link

and look at the url. you can change the parent=1000000 bit to whatever number you like, even posts that don't exist yet.

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Spoon, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:59, archived)

but

that doesn't post - its just a text file

(RowdsterDelux, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:04, archived)

back in the olden days it worked a charm

b3ta.com/board/711933

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:11, archived)

(Project BBQ Impossibru, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:01, archived)

like this?

hmmm

edit/ nope didn't work

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notshiny, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:16, archived)

how many people

have pre-empted the millionth message then?

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fishsticks, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 11:20, archived)

I did, but it seems to have withered away with time.

www.b3ta.com/board/703554
"May I be the first to congratulate you on posting the 1 millionth message* on B3ta.
*(Under current numbering policies. Offer is void if it turns out it is in fact me posting the millionth message)"

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:46, archived)

I tried

Congrats to Happyperson

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:50, archived)

Oh well done!!

If only it was me.... :-(

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K3rry, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 3:47, archived)

I come from the past to say..

click for de-smallification

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teflon, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 10:00, archived)

That's a fantastic WY!

Here's one of mine...

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:08, archived)

Hi cockalorum!

I need a noo woo

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Ptortoise, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:37, archived)

Ooh!

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:18, archived)

Woo yay

to one million.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:35, archived)

WOOOO!

And yay! Congratulations to all :)

(Mr Flibble, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:36, archived)

Nice work

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:36, archived)

Whatever

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Samsonite, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:39, archived)

FRODO

WAS MILLIONTH POST !!!!

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Lord_Munkee, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:39, archived)

oh congrats

done with style i have to say..

nicely organised!

can it please get back to normal now??

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Darkedge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:41, archived)

did normal

ever exist here?

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:51, archived)

Woo!

thats fandabbiedozzie.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:43, archived)

(LaFamilleCatt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:43, archived)

well done

but i can't help being suspiciousknowing look

(cheebatv, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:47, archived)

thats a cool woo yay

how do people do old posts in response to future posts it sounds wrong?

(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:00, archived)

The fact

that it was posted by HappyPerson sums up this board entirely. I like that.

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Penile, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:47, archived)

woo

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arniie 18 years a b3tan this year!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:48, archived)

yayness

woo indeed

(frambooz, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:31, archived)

12:34

brilliant

although I just get the redex - bloody msn

(RowdsterDelux, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:49, archived)

Woo, and indeed yay...

A nice spin on an old bandwagon too!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:53, archived)

ooooooh...

very nicely done :-)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:55, archived)

hurrah!

at least the world didnt explode.

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:56, archived)

Very nice image Happyperson

And great timing too, for numerophiles ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:59, archived)

Great timing indeed

Woo for big round numbers!

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:17, archived)

yay yay

i got to see it i got to see it

had to take a day off work, but i saw it :)

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:01, archived)

1,000,000! That's a big number!

for happyperson and b3ta!
Have put Happy People by Static Revenger on to celebrate

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:03, archived)

sorry to do this...

but I just need to add my name to the 1 000 000th post thread for posterior-tea :)

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packetslut, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:06, archived)

damn sunshine

i went out for a walk and missed it all....

buggersocks....

well congrats to happy person:D

(Swivel, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:13, archived)

ditto

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djol, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:19, archived)

(kebab, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:29, archived)

oooh! good thinking!

helloooooooo!

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mrRush, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:52, archived)

I'm glad I dropped in today

for a mighty day in history!

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fishbear, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:11, archived)

Congrats!

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Sardini, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:17, archived)

woo! yay!

and houpla!

1,000,000!!!

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kitty meow meow, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:25, archived)

Well done for nabbing the 1'000'000th post,

but I think the pic is bleurgh... sorry...

;)

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custard, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:26, archived)

woo

damn... missed it while I was out munching on my lunch.

have this:

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stup0t, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:30, archived)

two

(Divvy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:35, archived)

And me

have a non-customised WY

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Fat Marrow, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:44, archived)

Ooh.

Preciousssssssssss.

W,OOO,OOO
Y,AAA,AAA.Y

(Divvy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:33, archived)

ah bollocks

I missed it. I'll never go down the pub again!*

*Lie

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:43, archived)

me too!

woo!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:53, archived)

woo!

I broke my cmd prompt I was so excited...

How you knew you'd get the big one is beyond me...

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:03, archived)

woo

such a happy day

(Gregus, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:25, archived)

Woo 1million

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:39, archived)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

and now i've made my mark on b3ta history, so i'm happy

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Or is it?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:48, archived)

and i shal do the same.

look, grandchildren! i was here when it happened.

edit/ and my spelling was shit then too....

congrats everyone. :)

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:51, archived)

just a quickie

to say yay 1000000 posts.

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:43, archived)

woo! yay and a houpla to the power of one meeelion!

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baby wet ones, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:26, archived)

ooh

just had to add myself to the historiocity. What, a pic?

repost:

for happy million things!

(Barkotron_the_Magnificent, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:36, archived)

oh, me too, even though I was fast asleep:

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gracielou, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:47, archived)

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isthisyou?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:52, archived)

The news just hit me here in america!
This calls for some fine brew

(W3stwing, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:49, archived)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:25, archived)

might as well add mine for the record...

in the future the will look back on this day and say..."well that was wednesday..."

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Bitchpapa, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:01, archived)

woo!

(angrybernard, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:04, archived)

hehe

Elephant

Cat

Panda

Dog

Owl

Other Animal

Celebrity

Puns and Silliness

Paintmash

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:40, archived)

Just want to be a part of it

So here I am :) WWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Woo Yay Houpla Panowie!

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MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:55, archived)

just to say I woz ere

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littlebean, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 22:20, archived)

I'll dump myself in here too

Just for posterity...

b3ta. Bless. Ahhhhhhh.

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Tart Monkey, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:31, archived)

Anyone fancy a pint?

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Frank Boff - wandering like a lost soul, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 3:26, archived)

Hooray!

This is not the 1,000,000th postie
nor is it the 1,000,000th black and white meercat.

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 3:28, archived)

Am I fashionably late yet?

(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 14:46, archived)

not to feel left out

many days after the half hour long bork of the board.
I am now wasting my time posting here.
I think it's a tad sad.

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Pootle, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 17:47, archived)

an historic occaision

calls for an historic wooyay

or at least an old one.
yeah I just wanted my name here

(christophaloph, Sun 6 Apr 2003, 12:19, archived)

Congratulations!

And a woo yay to such a clever bean :)
xx

(Kittenbean, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 17:40, archived)

woo yay to you

we'll make a geek of you yet.

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Happyperson, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 17:54, archived)

Tomorrow this thread will start to get archived

so if you want to add something then hurry up or you'll have to try and reply to one of the more recent replies like this one.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:40, archived)

Done

...and done.

For posterity, of course.

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Willis_McScruff, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:54, archived)

You've cropped up 3 times

so far.

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Pootle, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:22, archived)

Just felt left out :)

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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:44, archived)

I'll just.......

... creep in on the end before it's archived to say......
WOO and YAY....

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:24, archived)

WOO

x 1,000,000

(for posterity... and beyond!)

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dogbomb, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:25, archived)

Uh...

Does this work? NO.

Simple as that.

(1, Fri 23 May 2003, 14:23, archived)

No,

this won't work.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 21:42, archived)

Interesting.

I wonder how often it updates the archives.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 17:01, archived)

I'm not sure.

We'll just have to wait and see.

(1, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 8:21, archived)

Oh look, it does work.

Yay.

(1, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 18:01, archived)

Ooh

so it does

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wayward., Tue 19 Aug 2003, 18:19, archived)

I was giving up b3ta for lent during this post

But now I am here.

(1, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 18:13, archived)

stop posting so much in the spazz

(1, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 8:18, archived)

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:52, archived)

hmmm

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 2:27, archived)