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# Which came first?

Website
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:02, archived)
# hahahahaha
eggshellent
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:03, archived)
# LET THE PUNS COMMENCE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:04, archived)
# It was a poultry effort to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:08, archived)
# But the yolk was worth it.
(All white?)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:09, archived)
# I don't know I'll have to chick whether you're right about that!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:12, archived)
# That was fowl.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:31, archived)
# I might have a crack at this punnage
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:39, archived)
# That's one of the breast puns I've read.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:41, archived)
# pfft...you guys must be winging it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:46, archived)
# I thought about trying a pun with "wing"
But I thought I'd better beakhave myself.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Go pluck yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:56, archived)
# That's not very nice
I'll have to rooster up some courage before I can think of a suitable come-back pun.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:59, archived)
# I'm sorry....I've been cooped up too long.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Someone seems to have ruffled your feathers.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:59, archived)
# No...just a bit down...
(ha ha...get it?)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:04, archived)
# look at my COCK
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Dozen egg look/smell funny?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:30, archived)
# I've combed through dozens of poultry-related terms with no cluck
I guess I don't have the talons for this :(
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:52, archived)
# Wattle you guys talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 20:26, archived)
# There's a lot of venting
going on in this thread.
(dxg, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Eggcellent! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Oh piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Yup, raw egg certainly does have that effect!
Glad to see you posting more again!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:06, archived)
# ha ha ha
THE CHICKEN CROSSES THE ROAD

is an anagram of

SHE CHECKS CORN AT OTHER SIDE
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Well, that solves the whole chicken vs. egg thing for me :D
*Clicks hard*

In other news

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:09, archived)
# that looks eggscruciating
and also quite fowl
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Amazing.
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:13, archived)
# if I see a shit covered egg I do not pick it up and eat it.
I've been doing it wrong :(

this break the laws of *thermodynamics. well done.


don't know which one anymore, maybe the 2nd.
(waxdart hello., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Brown eggs are supposed to be healthier
They just make me wonder what part of the hen they came out of?
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:40, archived)
# it's the same part
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloaca
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 3:32, archived)
# It doesn't matter if it's covered in shit
as the egg is safe inside :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Hehe
Lovely as ever

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Cook that shit!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:48, archived)
# I do like these :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:51, archived)
# in this case,
the chicken. :P
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Eggscrement
(I helped save b3ta! SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:04, archived)
# Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too late
but the answer is the egg. Dinosaurs laid eggs long before chickens were about so the egg came first. The question must be re-phrased!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:16, archived)