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[challenge entry] Speaking of shit inventions...

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(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:56, archived)
# this would transfer the shit from back to front
and make your sexy bits shitty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:07, archived)
# or your shitty bits sexy...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:10, archived)
# my shitty bits ARE sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:15, archived)
# indeed, not for the girlies.
♫ and when I wipe my ass, I go from front to back, 'cause I don't want a bladder infection ♫
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:48, archived)
# My vagina has two sets of lips.
Love fat mike.
(mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Well it's all gonna land on the roll
so it's gonna be spread right up your back (or right up your front if you backpedal.)
You really should think these things through more carefully.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Where have I seen this before?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:10, archived)
# It reminds me quite a lot of Kilban's stuff
but pretty sure it's not thievery.
(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:20, archived)
# In at least 3 other compos.
It will win eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 1:37, archived)
# :D...so right you are!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:10, archived)
# I swear there was a poster in the 70s or 80s that showed proper version of this.
But I've now trawled through hundreds of photos on google and it seems nobody bothered to scan it... :(
(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:29, archived)
# If you pedalled in the normal direction
You would not only end up with shitty balls, but also shitty rollers, and you would have a shitty roll of paper down by your feet which you would then have to dispose of. And it would be shit-side up.

You would make an incredible mess.
(Flap Burger hasn't really got a burger made of flaps, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:53, archived)
#
You've highlighted some details about the device here. I think these details are the best thing about it.
(Chopsey, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Is it
3000 because it looks like a bum having a poo if you put it on it's side?


I forget which Robert Rankin book that's from
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 12:23, archived)
# similar
but by no means the same as:
northernlad.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/claggone.jpg
(Prince of Prance, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:00, archived)
# ah... i knew i'd seen something similar before :)
good old viz :D
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 8:09, archived)