With apologies to Dorothy Parker

( thecrapgatsby flames...flames...on the side of my face...heaving, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:25, archived)

Pfft!
*clicks*
( Joliet has a bun in the oven. Gas Mark 1 for 9 months, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:26, archived)

haha, he sure does
ever since that unfortunate groinal incident. Yeah, sure Nietzsche, it just happened by accident, you perv.

b3ta gold.
( Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:31, archived)

Ow sprach Zarathustra

( thecrapgatsby flames...flames...on the side of my face...heaving, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:37, archived)

Had to Google this...
Thus Spoke Zarathustra: A Book for All and None (is a philosophical novel by German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche. Much of the work deals with ideas such as the "eternal recurrence of the same", the parable on the "death of God", and "getting sexy with household appliances".
( Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:47, archived)

Yeah I was pretty much too highbrow for myself there, sorry.
I will go and draw a crude purple cock now.
( thecrapgatsby flames...flames...on the side of my face...heaving, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:51, archived)

draw a cock on Emmanuel Kant

( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:01, archived)

*feels better again*

( thecrapgatsby flames...flames...on the side of my face...heaving, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:13, archived)

Hahaha
Kant's cock is so heavy he has developed a system of support for it!
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:15, archived)

Naaah
He was just a lazy Kant.
( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:32, archived)

Oh, it says Nietzsche!
I thought I was just ignorant of who this Metzsche chap was!
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:01, archived)

^

( Mu, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:08, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:31, archived)

haha

(benito vaselini all American cowgirl chick, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:36, archived)

hahahaha
excellent work
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:41, archived)

:D

( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:41, archived)

Heheh
My favourite Parker quote is:
'Hangovers are the wrath of grapes'
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:44, archived)

Lovely stuff
*click*
( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:44, archived)

*snicker* and click
Or, with a little effort, Nietzsche vacuums a whore.
( LS18 bandwagon day for no-talent pricks :(:(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:51, archived)

nice but
b3ta.com/board/4466861
(Drimble the .bmp kid, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:52, archived)

Darn it!
AND his vacuum's sexier in that one.
EDIT - Erm, if one were to find such things sexy.
( thecrapgatsby flames...flames...on the side of my face...heaving, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:56, archived)

Hahaha excellent

( MadCatMan Lithium knackers my creativity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:48, archived)

hehehehe!

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:02, archived)

Holy crap!
That's my first ever FP! AND I'm off to the pub in half an hour.
*does a little dance*
( thecrapgatsby flames...flames...on the side of my face...heaving, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:44, archived)

Bloody good show Bruce....
...clickety click.
( number5 Approved for use by cats., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:11, archived)

Woo to the Muthaflipping Yay.
I endorse this wholeheartedly.
( Jimbotfu is fisting your ear, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:49, archived)

Well I certainly LOLed
Right OL OTF, I did.
(Sir Reginald Slapknackers last slapped his knackers at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:32, archived)