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# With apologies to Dorothy Parker
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Pfft!
*clicks*
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:26, archived)
# haha, he sure does
ever since that unfortunate groinal incident. Yeah, sure Nietzsche, it just happened by accident, you perv.

b3ta gold.
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Ow sprach Zarathustra
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Had to Google this...
Thus Spoke Zarathustra: A Book for All and None (is a philosophical novel by German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche. Much of the work deals with ideas such as the "eternal recurrence of the same", the parable on the "death of God", and "getting sexy with household appliances".
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Yeah I was pretty much too highbrow for myself there, sorry.
I will go and draw a crude purple cock now.
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:51, archived)
# draw a cock on Emmanuel Kant
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:01, archived)
# *feels better again*
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Hahaha
Kant's cock is so heavy he has developed a system of support for it!
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Naaah
He was just a lazy Kant.
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Oh, it says Nietzsche!
I thought I was just ignorant of who this Metzsche chap was!
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:01, archived)
# ^
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:31, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:36, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent work
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:41, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Heheh
My favourite Parker quote is:
'Hangovers are the wrath of grapes'
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Lovely stuff
*click*
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:44, archived)
# *snicker* and click
Or, with a little effort, Nietzsche vacuums a whore.
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:51, archived)
# nice but
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Darn it!
AND his vacuum's sexier in that one.
EDIT - Erm, if one were to find such things sexy.
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Hahaha excellent
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:48, archived)
# hehehehe!
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Holy crap!
That's my first ever FP! AND I'm off to the pub in half an hour.
*does a little dance*
(, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Bloody good show Bruce....
...clickety click.
(, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Woo to the Muthaflipping Yay.
I endorse this wholeheartedly.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Well I certainly LOLed
Right OL OTF, I did.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:32, archived)