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[challenge entry] Is this cheap enough?


p.s. Apologies for the lack of Chilean miners.

From the B-Movie Monsters! challenge. See all 221 entries (closed)

(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Is this a racist post?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:43, archived)
# I vote yes.
*lights torches and passes around*
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Cheers, dude!
*lights doobie*
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:56, archived)
# *puts out doobie without inhaling and has some dinner*
Afterall, drugs are for mugs. Dinners are for winners.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Give me my fucking doobie back before I rape you in the face and make you say thank you, fat boy.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:00, archived)
# *tokes*
Pfffft. Chinese chick with pink hair. lol
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:00, archived)
# I think she lives in Trumpton
Pffft.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Trumped on.
lolololol
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Trump One.
Trump Two.

Trump One.

Trump Two.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Camera One.
Camera Two.

Looking at trumps

Looking at you

pffft
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Massive Attack are great, aren't they?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)
# FUCk yeh.
love love is a herb
i just shat my kecks.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Mate!
You're well minging!

Hey!

Who's hungry?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Is it that time already?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:04, archived)
# What?!
Shiiiit ... I said I'd only popped out for some fags and a loaf of bread ... !
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:06, archived)
# linked
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Might be a tad NSFW perhaps?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:46, archived)
# And technically illegal
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:48, archived)
# she's 19
and lesbian
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:49, archived)
# I knew she was 18+,
But the lezza bit is great news
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:51, archived)
# only if they make a lazytown porn
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Crosses everything
I have sports candy ready
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Lesbian? Where's that coming from?
I expect sources for this kind of revelation.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:53, archived)
# she did an interview on some chat show or other
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:23, archived)
# She was underage at the time the face photo was taken
www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1994/33/part/VII

Thus this may be prosecutable under the Protection of Children Act 1978, as amended by the Criminal Justice and Public Order Act 1994 as a pseudophotograph of a child.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:56, archived)
# At least we know what the P stands for now
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:00, archived)
# don't ever search for Stephanie Lazy Town porn then
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:01, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:01, archived)
#
Just compare him to Hitler and let's get it over with.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Has he got
a moustache?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Well if he hasn't, it's clearly an attempt to disguise himself.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:05, archived)
# The six million dead jews in the spare room
are a bit of a giveaway to be honest.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Yep and even claiming it's a joke image can get you prosecuted.
You could even end up on the sex offenders register.

Not to be alarmist or anything.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:03, archived)
# What if I folded the face of this painting...
And placed it over the body of this one...
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:17, archived)
# I shouldn't post this one then
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:28, archived)
# If it looks like porn...
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Jesus
That's a bit wrong.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:46, archived)
# She's 19 now.
I'm just saying.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:46, archived)
# link this please
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:46, archived)
# ffs
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:47, archived)
# NSFW, you c*nt
/but then, you knew that. nicely linked
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:47, archived)
# it was a touch borderline nsfw
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Unfortunately you don't get to decide that
Other peoples' bosses and work colleagues do

BLAH BLAH WELL YOU SHOULDN'T BE BLAH BLAH AT WORK MNNNNNNGGGGG BELM
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:49, archived)
# walked in a few days ago to fix a busted lappy and found the company director watching porn
he didn't even turn it off as I worked, I'm just glad he didn't have his cock out
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:51, archived)
# WHY DON'T YOU MARRY HIM IF YOU FANCY HIM SO MUCH
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:53, archived)
# WELL MAYBE I WILL
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:29, archived)
# a bare arse on view?
a 'touch'?
no
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Aren't you the first to chastise people about things like this?
;) just saying...
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Depends on which boat he's decided to board
Toot toot
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:55, archived)
# aye :)
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:56, archived)
# isnt that how you gain acceptance?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:58, archived)
# *chastises*
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:00, archived)
# *accepts*
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Lucky it's lunch and my boss isn't aboot.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Is he ashoe?
LOLOLOLOLOL
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Probably
He's an evil bugger with no soul.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:00, archived)
# is that her "cum" face?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Probably. I can't think of any other explanation for that expression.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:59, archived)