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[challenge entry] Santa Claus: Christmas cunt
So Santa an attack on evil by Jesus Christ who died for our sins was ' the wrong thing to do' but earning ad money by trivialising the concept of Christmas and the celebration of the birth of our lord, by sticking pictures of your bearded face and Rudolf on the front of every product, so the shops can charge double for it isn't?

Stay out of srs biznz Santa cause you obv Ill equipped to comprehend the meaning of Christmas and Christianity.


And yes no fucking image accompanies this post

From the B3ta Christmas Cards challenge. See all 372 entries (closed)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:42, archived)
# roffles
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:43, archived)
# Bugger....... I copied and pasted as quickly as I could....and you beat me to it...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Where's my picture you ham toucher?...... here have this one
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:43, archived)
# Sadly your post isn't living up to your name.
Could I also point out that Christmas, for the date and style of celebration, is a Pagan celebration (one of those Jezzy Quezzy Killy Willy affairs) so sort after by the mass murdering Christians?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:43, archived)
# It;s just meant to be a joke......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:48, archived)
# Be better with an image, you know, being the board for images and all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:55, archived)
# If you look up.... you will see that I have posted an image......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:57, archived)
# Though it was a nicely done parody of this
b3ta.com/board/10280369
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:59, archived)
#
I assume that whilst most people 'got' this and appreciated it for what it is, some still object to the fact that a piece of arts has got bumped off the bottom of the board to make way for a text post without an image.

Then again chances are, with the encroachment of gayshift, whatever got pushed into the archive was a pterodactyl with a Freebase head and a giant magenta cock, so if it were my doing I wouldn't feel too bad about it.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 18:01, archived)
# If you look up.... you will see I called myself a hamyoucher and posted apicture....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 18:04, archived)
#
And I for one missed the fact that that reply was your doing! d'oh indeed
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 18:09, archived)
# I'm just a hamtoucher..!! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Stop using my word
it's mine, I copyrighted it.

TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Tis my favorite board insult ever....
Also TRUFAX..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Hmmm, good point.

Just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 18:12, archived)
# This might get front paged yet....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 18:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 18:16, archived)
# Today is Saturnalia!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Satsumas for all!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Free Satsumas are better than enslaved Jaffa!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:55, archived)
# Wear A Smile?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:55, archived)
# Jesus pokes me with his penis
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:44, archived)
# Here, here and here.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:46, archived)
# I don't like it
He tells me to be quiet, but the tears just flow and he goes in dry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:48, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:44, archived)
# L M A O
EDIT: DO /TALK NOW QUICK , OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD....
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:48, archived)
# OMG Internet Cunt Barbie!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Hahahaha, excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:51, archived)
[challenge entry] WTF dude LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Is he holding it up...... or about to pull it down...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 18:00, archived)
# hahahahaahhaa
Yr funnee
(twattybanjo, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Blame it all on The Easter Zebra !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:57, archived)
# Lays stripy egg...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 18:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 18:02, archived)
# Hahaha..... I saw this on the popular page ealier and laughed hearterly....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 18:06, archived)