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# It has been a while since anyone made fun of Phil Spector's hair,
so I gave him an angora wig.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Nice
And if you made him translucent, he could be Phil Spectre for the compo.
la de laaaah
(Mystery Shopper, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Or I could just compo him anyway.
I won't though, because I am idle.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry] rp
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:00, archived)
# That hat/wig still has the animals anus attached!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:01, archived)
# ^ What she said

^ Lilly Allen
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:05, archived)
# You'll probably have to point that out for XLVII
;op
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Just draw me a fucking picture!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:09, archived)
# :)
(Happy Ghost : a soggy combination of river & toast, on, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Is it at the back or the front?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:08, archived)
# That is the rabbit's
mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Where?
Could you draught me a map please kind sir, I am a bit old and my sense of sense is letting me down ;P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:27, archived)
# When I turns100
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:30, archived)
# I can wait :)
*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:31, archived)
# I am going to celebrate my making love to a young, beautiful woman.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:39, archived)
# I haven't heard any Maddie jokes for ages
have they found her?

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:43, archived)
# The queen is going to send me a telegram.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:47, archived)
# I always pondered that....
When I'm 100 the queen will be considerably older than I
But none of my school mates got what I was getting at.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Prince Philip is going to send me a diagram.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:51, archived)
# camilla is going to send me a diaphragm
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Prince Charles is gonna send me some diazipan
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:54, archived)
# I read that as HER diaphragm.
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:54, archived)
# you know you want it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:55, archived)
# I need vast quantities of mind bleach now.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:58, archived)
# and lube
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:01, archived)
# You naughty, NAUGHTY girl!
Go to your room, no supper for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:06, archived)
# too late!
i'm now eating scrambled egg on toast, liberally sprinkled with chilli and garlic flakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:15, archived)
# I'm hungry.
Was meant to be making a curry, but cbfa!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:16, archived)
# i love a good curry
i'm addicted to these chilli and garlic flakes, i have them on toast for breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:18, archived)
# If the cap fits . . .
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:58, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:01, archived)
# No, that's Phil Spector.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:23, archived)
# I thought it was Bill Sphinctor.
Must be gettin' old.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:27, archived)
# don't make him angora-y
you wouldn't like him when he's angora-y
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:10, archived)
# He-'llama anyone who makes him angora-y
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:13, archived)
# jesus, that's worse than mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Alpaca it in
the pair of you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:23, archived)
# It's easy to see that he's been collared !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Anus and a rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:31, archived)