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[challenge entry] 'Oh fucksticks, I've gone and pissed the bed again.'

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(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:26, archived)
# I haven't seen this yet
I hope you aren't giving the ending away!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:28, archived)
# No-one else can see him
because he's a ghost
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:30, archived)
# The ship sinks
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:31, archived)
# 'The Biggest Aspidistra In The World'
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:32, archived)
# I was saving that for later :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:33, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=etvjzVVfBa4
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:07, archived)
# tenuous I know
but I'm in a musical mood
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:15, archived)
# 5 minutes after saying "I'll never let go"
the bitch pushes him off her instead of pulling a few bodies together and having a corpse raft
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Apparently the front fell off.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:53, archived)
# it turns out there are no coincidences
and so he finds his religion again
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:33, archived)
# He's actually a man.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:33, archived)
# It was earth all along
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:34, archived)
# somehow the small stone age bear things beat the armour wearing tank having super troupers
with sticks... and that one small victory brings down the entire infrastructure of a glalactic administration
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:35, archived)
# all the people who worked for the empire were fired by galactic text message
and received their P45s the very next week... unemployment in the galaxy was a whopping 40% and the free and open democratic elections the rebels were fighting for were a shables because of the complete absence of any political opposition.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:47, archived)
# ultimately a government had to be formed from people from the old empire and the rebel alliance
Yoda's ghost had to run a Truth and Reconciliation Commision
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:58, archived)
# tensions exist to this day (remember this was all a long time ago in a galaxy far far away!) and this has resulted in tribalism and sectarianism
across the whole galaxy.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:02, archived)
# finally he realises that he has to live up to his responsibility
and so he faces his uncle and saves the pride
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:37, archived)
# sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:48, archived)
# It turns out he'd been in the shower all the time,
And it was all a dream.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:37, archived)
# She taps her heels together and says there's no place like home
And wakes up back at the electro-shock torture palace with the beardy weirdy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Dobbie dies after helena bonham carter throws a knife at harry and the house elf gets in the way
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Luke detatched his bike and leaped to safety
just before it collided with a tree
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:41, archived)
# live Nov 6 1996
at the great western forum in inglewood calafornia Dr. Octagon Ecologist and Chubaka and Circumcised perform with Kurt Cobain and Roger from Zapp
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:41, archived)
# :D
Brilliant track/album
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:49, archived)
# one of the best ever
I got so excited when I wrote that I went and put it on... I'm listening to it far too loud right now....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Your gay
Edit: How's the TV?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:41, archived)
# hehe - pretty good
although I've barely watched it yet - I went to bed at 9pm last night and watched Naked Gun on an old telly!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:54, archived)
# at the end of the film
you're left with the feeling that Shutter Island was much better
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:43, archived)
# But Shutter Island was shit?!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:46, archived)
# I rather enjoyed it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:47, archived)
# I was very indifferent about it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:55, archived)
# I'm not saying it's a great film
just better than inception
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:03, archived)
# He cuts his arm off as the only way to free himself
Then he eats it with some fava beans and a nice chianti
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:45, archived)
# It turns out that Rosebud was his sled.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Soylent green is people
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:14, archived)
# That 'ocean' you're sailing on is really the whole world, flooded.
Yep, Hyrule castle is still there, frozen in time, at the bottom of the sea... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:24, archived)
# :D
could be this screen, but, that piss looks brown to me.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:30, archived)
# He's dehydrated
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:31, archived)
# He was pushing too hard to strain the last drops,
and followed through.

*disgusts self*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:33, archived)
# we've all been there
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Are you sure it's a one and not a two?
/wrongfilum

Edit: I need to kick start my brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:33, archived)
# INCONTINENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:05, archived)