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[challenge entry] Yet another shitty post

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(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Is it because of easter, or is it the fine weather...
or is this just the most unpopular compo ever - there are only three pages of entries.
I can't remember a time in the last few years where so few images were entered into the compo.....


ps I only write this here cos I'm rissing on the pic....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:01, archived)
# i think its because
we are all secretly fatties and offended by this compo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:03, archived)
# I'm my idea weight
if I was taller
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:05, archived)
# i'm gonna keep banging on about it until someone sends me a card
i was 16st 7lbs at xmas. now 14st 12lbs.
i never thought of myself as a fatty though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:12, archived)
# well done!
:) i'm trying to loose weight at the moment - i got put on some tablets before xmas that made me put a stone on, so i've been trying to loose it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:14, archived)
# in all honesty I'm between 9 and half and 10 stone and 5'7 so I'm not a porker
in fact I'm a hot throbbing chunk of man chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:20, archived)
# holy fuck!
i don't think i was that weight when i started secondary school :/
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:23, archived)
# interesting
thanking you for your feed back.

I was the opposite - crappy relationship and bereavements meant I lost too much weight and have spent the last year putting it back on. Seven stone back up to 9 stone - get in!!!!

Then I scrolled down and saw the mcD post so we've just gone out and bought a wopper, chips and coke. Nom nom!!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Maccy d's is open today
GET IN, guess where I'm off for dinner
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:30, archived)
# other burger outlets are available
we went to the king of burgers, not big fan of mcDs

but ubber nom as am still eating it.
*dribbles a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:32, archived)
# well, i don't know how you got a whopper at mcdonalds
they always get pissed off with me when i ask for them ;)

in all seriousness though, congrats man!

edit - and you clearly didn't go to burger king either, because "we don't sell coke. is pepsi okay?"
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:34, archived)
# erm
man woman :D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:36, archived)
# my most humble apologies ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:37, archived)
# and contrary to popular belief, I'm not an emo
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Sure
Tell that to the magistrate, EMO :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:31, archived)
# *steals pic for nefarious deed*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:31, archived)
# there's a better one on my profile
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:33, archived)
# *investigates further*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:39, archived)
# nah, I'm good, thx :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Fucking hell
Being able to scale up a picture doesn't make you clever you know
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:41, archived)
# he hee!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:42, archived)
# would!
probab.....
nah, definitely would!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:45, archived)
# The one of you holding you left moob?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:46, archived)
# loads here of me
givemeaquid.blogspot.com/ yeah i'm vain :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:32, archived)
# what can we do with those?
they've all obviously been 'shopped already ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Of course you're an emo I bet you've tried slashing your wrist with that haircut ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:33, archived)
# I think it's a bit too thin for that
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:34, archived)
# in between getting emo chicks to strip off on msn
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:35, archived)
# You say chicks but how can you tell until it all too late and you're already on your vinegar strokes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:38, archived)
# who cares
flesh is flesh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:39, archived)
# don't start hating on bewbs
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:41, archived)
# GAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:41, archived)
# bewbs = gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:42, archived)
# As gay as a window.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:42, archived)
# or the back door
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Back doors are Bisexual, probably leaning towards gay
Depends on the size of their letterbox
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:46, archived)
# I love this phrase as it makes no sense but perfect sense
Today my son and I decided that Jesus was a zombie who re-animated and that if Jesus was to rise again, it would be the start of the apocalypse.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Do you think Jesus would be a lumbering zombie or high speed, a la 28 weeks later?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:48, archived)
# slow, sam raimi type
defo not a runner - not in those sandals.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Good call about the sandals.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:52, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Oh don't get the '28-days later was a virus not zombies' crowd started
I always get them lot telling me that there is a big difference like Zombies are real and compariable with virus infected un-dead humans.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Yeh, that was in the back of my mind as I typed it
But I hoped my "a la" might be the disclaimer I needed to avoid some sweaty fist o'fury keyboard mashing action sent in my direction ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:56, archived)
# infection/zombies/pandemic is a bigger problem than worrying if 28 days were zombies in the true sense
So of course I over looked it.

RIGHT I am full of burger and chips so now I'm off to the garden to smoke a big fat doooobie.

laters you lovely people.
xx
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Tra!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)
# As far as I'm concerned if the only thing that can stop them is either a well aimed cricket bat
or a bullet to the head and they are chasing you to eat your brains then they are Zombies... or Jehovah's Witnesses.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:01, archived)
# do emos refer to
themselves as emos?
someone from talk had fun with my blogspot pic the other day, for making the fatal error of posting a request there (asked for free music download sites)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:36, archived)
# I think they do
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:37, archived)
# the sun is shining in the pic
yet you are not happy.

therefore you = emo slash goth

:)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:38, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:39, archived)
# it was in my eyes
and there were screaming children
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:41, archived)
# too much black not to be an emo
whether you like it or not
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:38, archived)
# do emos shop at cyberdog?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:40, archived)
# You tell us, EmoKing
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:42, archived)
# you are so gay for my purple bulldog cheeks in your bum
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhhhhh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:46, archived)
# I don't think emos "shop"
more a case of falling into a charity shop or stealing their clothes from others*


*may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:43, archived)
# You Sir, have the hair of a baby....
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:16, archived)
# thank you
it gives me my boyish good looks
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Did someone mention Man Chicken?

Click for large portion of cock

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:45, archived)
# thanks :D
it was too much cake that piled on the pounds for me, (that and injuries) i don't do moderation, so i just stopped eating cake and started excercising again.
i don't know how you would deal with medication causing weight gain
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:21, archived)
# It does seem to be quite unpopular. The compos are losing steam.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:06, archived)
# It depends on the challenge,
rather than compos in general losing steam, I think.

I think a good contest needs to be specific enough to focus your mind on its subject, but broad enough to be able to approach it from several different angles.

For example, ones about movies usually do well because there are so many movies to apply the more specific rules of the competition to.

However, this one seems too limited in subject (the fat), and the rules (make someone useful) are too vague to really be able to easily grab an angle on.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Quite true.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:27, archived)
# right, on each point
it was movies remade with animals that drew me to participating on b3ta.

i think the way the comp's are chosen should be looked at, because there must be some great submissions in there somewhere, we just don't really see them come through
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:30, archived)
# ^^that^^
with bells on.

I made a suggestion a while back which /boarders said they liked but it didn't even make the short list.

Scaryduck grrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:41, archived)
# so, what was it?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:58, archived)
# someone on links found a funny site
that had 19 unusable stock shot pictures and the idea was that you could only use these pics but you could shop them in any way.

Limited in source material but endless in possibilities. I thought it would be a good way to compare the inner workings of b3tans' minds.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:02, archived)
# That sounds like a fab idea
Love it
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Thanks :D I'll try and post it on there again and then PR it next weds morning
Vote for meeeeee! hahahaha

Right this really must be smoked in a horizontal position. It's been a pleasureable hour on here. Thanks guys!

*uses tissues*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:07, archived)
# ah, yeah, i remember reading that

*doesn't like these new fads, uses hand as usual*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Easter mainly I think
it's pretty quiet across b3ta. Even Facebook seems quiet.

Either that or nobody can think of a Star Wars/Pope related useful fatty pic
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:06, archived)
# dunno!
i thought i'd be good, but i was wrong. I'm not really inspired to do anything for it.
i think /talk may have the answer to your question though ;)
b3ta.com/talk/7171767
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:08, archived)
# There is a lot of truth in that thread. People feel intimidated to submit work.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:20, archived)
# but Proj really does bring out the lurkers
in a united front of hatred all aimed at one person, B3ta seriius bizness
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:27, archived)
# In terms of feedback, it's not the noisy ones you should listen to, but rather the ones who are normally quiet
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:30, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:32, archived)
# seriously, nobody should feel intimidated.
even if it's not the best work, the idea goes a long way, if it's good.
and in time the actual work'll get better
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:27, archived)
# this is what happened to me
and b3tans are very encouraging and friendly (mostly)

My work is much better than the shit I first put up here.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:31, archived)
# i'm still putting shit up here
people seem to tolerate it though and they sometimes say nice things too.

it is true though, there are some very encouraging and friendly people, there's also people who are just dicks.
i wouldn't worry about it, just make sure you don't make the obvious mistakes like posting links/other people's work, etc and you'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:44, archived)
# people post shite all the time
it's the things like posting links in a new thread and so on that cause rage
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:46, archived)
# misplaced, disproportionate, autistic rage
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:49, archived)
# good to see /talk users all sit around moaning around /board
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:25, archived)
# reply to a post about a post moaning about /talk users moaning about /board in a thread on /board moaning about /talk paradox
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:28, archived)
# that has made my head hurt
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:32, archived)
# With sexy results?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:33, archived)
# not yet but I'm working on it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:36, archived)
# I have found it a little hypocritical that people are more offended by fatism than anything else being aired
here on /board and I side with /talk on this issue.

Ironic humour is great as long as you are able to laugh at yourself, but it seems the issue of fat people has shown that when it hits close to home, it hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:29, archived)
# In spite of myself, aye - this ^
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:32, archived)
# totally this ^
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Someone remind me never to post again. I bring out the worst narrative. Bad karma.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:31, archived)
# hahahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:35, archived)
# sorry honey
my fault. Have some cuddles. And a party buddha.

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:35, archived)
# LOL!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:37, archived)
# oh Buddha, tsk tsk tsk
Poor confused person. I think the term is 'being one with everything' ... not 'being fun with everything'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Is that buddha?
he's got that disguise nose/glasses on and I can't tell.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:56, archived)
# you ain't seen him, roight?
*taps nose*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)
# perfect disguise!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:03, archived)
#
Buddhaha?
(Klarden, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:32, archived)
# nah, that sounds a bit too bah humbug
that sounds a bit too bah humbug
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)