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I like how fat people on /board don't like being mocked.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:50, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10397734
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:52, archived)
Oh look, it's prodigy69 being massively shit.
There's something you don't see every day.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:54, archived)
There's a group of them... exactly like that...
all taking part in the daisy-chain that is /board... happily laughing at jokes about noncing, abortion, rape, defiling corpses... etc

but as soon as someone upsets THEIR sensibilities... they go fucking nuts!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)
THIS JOKE ABOUT HITTING PEOPLE WITH DEAD BABIES IS FUNNY, WOO YAY HOUPLA PANOWIE
...



HANG ON, DID YOU JUST SAY SOMEONE ABOUT THE GAYS?!!!!!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:19, archived)
I've not been on board in fucking ages.
It's a bit disturbing how creepy they've all become.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:21, archived)
I like that over the years he's just got angrier and angrier. Awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:55, archived)
And quite frankly, HappyToast's entry is fucking brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)
Oh, shit yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:01, archived)
Board are being a bunch of creepy internet shut-in virgins now.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:15, archived)
It's not that it's you I'm aiming this at
but the juxtaposition of ^this^ with an in-depth conversation about Pokemon below makes me do a 'hmm'...
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:27, archived)
Holy shit, what a shut in I am
I manage to do it and have two jobs and, get this, go outside.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:29, archived)
Still no
Would you like to play again?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)
what?
make some sense.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:36, archived)
And break the posting habit of a lifetime?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:37, archived)
Too much red bull, goes to his little head

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:39, archived)
He'll probably delete a load of this soon.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:41, archived)
Don't worry Weaboos
I'm most definitely the outsider in this subthread.
Strength in numbers and all that, eh
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:41, archived)
Whoa whoa whoa, are you sure you should be using weeaboo as an insult, seeing as you're bred from a pair of them?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:43, archived)
That's perfectly spot on there BraynDedd
Being white, born of british citizens completely counts for nothing when born in a British Colo-oh, OOOH I see what you've done there.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)
Tick.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:52, archived)
Tick.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:44, archived)
weeaboo?
from a guy who wants so badly to be a real life American?
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:50, archived)
And spent the first 5 years of his life in Hong Kong or something.
Weeaboo parents right there.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)
I like PBF too man
We should be friends
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:08, archived)
Did somebody say Weaboos?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:12, archived)
WEE A BOO, WEE A BOO

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:13, archived)
Yes.
It's definitely EVERYONE ELSE that's shit and wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:31, archived)
All this does is prove that you've not looked at board and want to try and make yourself look hard on the internet,
you prick. Anyway, don't you have tea to make?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:29, archived)
Get filing boy

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:30, archived)
BraynDedd tried 'edgy' and 'tea gag'
...
It had no effect!
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)
That's nice.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:38, archived)
BraynDedd tried 'Jobseekers'
Jobseekers countered with 'LOLno'

It had Super effect!
BraynDedd passed out!
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:43, archived)
This is pretty embarrassing for you, you should stop.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:44, archived)
Tock.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:45, archived)
Hello little Frisbee pet
I suggest you turn off the internet and go out for lunch. Pixels shouldn't upset you.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:52, archived)
Hello!
I'm actually alright, I'm not wound up at all today. I had [activity] last night and got it completely out of my system.
I feel GREAT!
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:54, archived)
I've had no training this week and none to come either
The 'committee' have decided to spend all week decorating a church hall that can only be 20 by 20 foot. Fucking idiots. I should be allowed to stab them with my sai.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:58, archived)
Sai-stabbing won't work :(
Are there no other places to train?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:14, archived)
It's not that it's you I'm aiming this at
but the juxtaposition of ^this^ with an in-depth conversation about Ultimate Frisbee makes me do a 'hmm'...
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:32, archived)
ITT
Theoban lea r ns what Juxtaposition means
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:45, archived)
time for your meds

(likeajackhammer, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:47, archived)
Why don't you go have a spaz fit on /calendar

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:48, archived)
Oh man what?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:49, archived)
Yeah, what?

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:55, archived)
tock

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:13, archived)
Hah, I'm getting schooled on words by Frisbee boy
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:00, archived)
Notice how he has misspelled 'learns' and is yet to correct it.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:01, archived)
Great edit there
Good Job nobody saw it, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:05, archived)
At least I didn't need mine pointing out to me, you illiterate fuck.
I genuinely feel sorry for the people who use your company for any sort of legal services.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:10, archived)
Don't cry now
Edited: because it was actually a shitty comment.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:13, archived)
Fucking hell.
Top backpedalling, here.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:15, archived)
You're not very good at this.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:16, archived)
tick

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:16, archived)
FRISBEE FOR MOD
He'll juxtapose the fuck out of the board, as it's meant to be
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:17, archived)
*facepalm*
*checks watch*
Fucking hell, you're making me miss lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:18, archived)
Woah woah I'm only joking man
Don't you get all juxtaposey with me
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:21, archived)
I'll juxtapose my [bodypart] with your [bodypart]
If you're not careful
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:24, archived)
I don't swing that way Frisbissle
Don't put your junk next to mine, it ain't on
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:24, archived)
(1) if you are as stressed as you seem, you shouldn't be here.
(2) if you aren't stressed and you are just trolling, you are actually quite nasty in an inefficient sort of way. I don't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:18, archived)
I think I might ask cr3 to ban him for this.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)
i am not sure why he's obsessed about your skin colour.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:21, archived)
Because a) he's a racist and
b) it's really all he has to use against me, and it's not even true.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:22, archived)
parenting + skin tone + the unfortunate unemployed position which you share with so many at the moment?
i just don't know, i really don't
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:22, archived)
From what I have been told he is like this with real life friends on that facebook as well.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:25, archived)
MALADJUSTED.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:25, archived)
You have been badly misinformed

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:26, archived)
then why are you like it here?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)
I don't think that I have.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:28, archived)
Oh frizzer face
That wasn't very nice now was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)
It's like poetry in motion.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:05, archived)
noe cuz eye dunt unnerstan

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:07, archived)
I'M NOT A SHUT-IN :'(

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:27, archived)
Hey, I'm locked-in. There IS a difference.

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:30, archived)
I say
Touchy fuckers, those fat cunts.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:55, archived)
We sure are
*mashes keyboard with cakey fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:09, archived)
*pokes you*
*surfs wave*
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:13, archived)
As a Dude of Gravity let me put down my sandwich for a moment to say
Fat people deserve to be made fun of, it's the only way we'll learn
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:09, archived)
poor bugger... fat, short, and Scottish
the whole world's against him
(likeajackhammer, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:14, archived)
I've just replied.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:25, archived)
Do you need a sit down now?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)
like she got up.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)
I'm a bit tired. Might have a nap and a pie.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)
That's right. Soon you'll be free, soon.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:37, archived)