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..wil,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:03,
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Apple should make pies - they'd fly off the shelves like hot cakes.
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Captain Howdy,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:06,
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I prefer the apple treats with sweet puff pastry casesBut they sell better if you put them on the upper shelves. You get a higher turnover.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:22,
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Right thats it, im transferring you to the broth department
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:13,
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I've never really 'got' the stereotype of the Apple user that some people like to smear me with for having a few of their productsuntil I met a guy recently who, after I got my phone out to answer a text, was waving his iPhone about telling me how very very latest and bestest it was, and then told me he also had the very very latest and most expensive tablet in his bag if I'd be interested in being allowed to touch it, and got really defensive and offended when I wasn't immediately down on my knees sucking his cock.
THEN I got it.
My iPod is 3 years old, and my Macbook even older, and both are still ticking, which is why I use them...
(THEN I got it.
My iPod is 3 years old, and my Macbook even older, and both are still ticking, which is why I use them...
..wil,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:18,
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why is it that when an apple user behaves like that, all apple users are like thatbut when a PC user is up himself about his bitchin machine, he's just a geek?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:21,
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Overly-defensive not well-off pc useris overly-defensive at not being well-off?
( ..wil,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:24,
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i don't understandare you calling me a pc user?
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:31,
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Not really...I was attempting to answer the question.
But anyway just thought I can pea this out:
(But anyway just thought I can pea this out:
..wil,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:35,
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You know...I always wanted to shave in the dark......but I might cut my penis.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:40,
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word, brud....my taint gets tender
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:48,
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I would have boasted about having an even better tabletAnd then shown him a strepsil. I would then counter anything he said about his tablet with "Yes, but does it soothe sore throats?"
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:24,
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Hahaha!I wish I'd thought of that.
Or said 'Yes but my 2 year old Nokia 5800 can play Flash and make phone calls, no matter HOW I hold it!'
(Or said 'Yes but my 2 year old Nokia 5800 can play Flash and make phone calls, no matter HOW I hold it!'
..wil,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:28,
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When we were growing up we used DOS, and we loved it.copy C:/*.* C:/
Fuck, I forgot how it works.
(Fuck, I forgot how it works.
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:37,
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I use their computers, because the operating system is a very efficient way of working.I have a cheap and low-end model of their music player, because it works well with the computer.
I have no intention of buying a tablet, because I can't see the purpose of them, other than making you look like a right cunt who wants to arse around on a keyboard-less laptop rather than doing REAL work on a REAL computer.
And I don't have an iPhone, because I'd like my phone to be capable of holding a charge for more than about 12 hours ... oh, and TO BE CAPABLE OF MAKING PHONE CALLS
(I have no intention of buying a tablet, because I can't see the purpose of them, other than making you look like a right cunt who wants to arse around on a keyboard-less laptop rather than doing REAL work on a REAL computer.
And I don't have an iPhone, because I'd like my phone to be capable of holding a charge for more than about 12 hours ... oh, and TO BE CAPABLE OF MAKING PHONE CALLS
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:38,
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I have......a Macbook Pro 13" which is the best computer I've ever bought and almost three years old now
...a Macbook Pro 15" which work provided for me and which I'm going to try and find a way of keeping when I leave
...an iPod Classic because it was the only player with more than 64gig that I could find and I wanted my whole CD collection on my MP3 player, even though I wasn't all that sold on iPods
...a PowerMac G5 two-processor that I got free from work because they weren't allowed to sell them for some really stupid reason and therefore gave away a good few hundred quid's worth of equipment, and which I'm using as an absurdly power-hungry media server
...and a Samsung slightly smart phone which cost seventy quid and does anything I'd want an iPhone to do (like, phone calls, texts, and crappy little games) but whose battery lasts three days
and a massive inferiority complex that fights with my massive superiority complex for control of my boring posts on b3ta
(...a Macbook Pro 15" which work provided for me and which I'm going to try and find a way of keeping when I leave
...an iPod Classic because it was the only player with more than 64gig that I could find and I wanted my whole CD collection on my MP3 player, even though I wasn't all that sold on iPods
...a PowerMac G5 two-processor that I got free from work because they weren't allowed to sell them for some really stupid reason and therefore gave away a good few hundred quid's worth of equipment, and which I'm using as an absurdly power-hungry media server
...and a Samsung slightly smart phone which cost seventy quid and does anything I'd want an iPhone to do (like, phone calls, texts, and crappy little games) but whose battery lasts three days
and a massive inferiority complex that fights with my massive superiority complex for control of my boring posts on b3ta
boris the spider,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:44,
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i'm a nerd :(i've even been tempted to put freebsd onto my next computer
fuck me but sometimes i feel like punching myself in the nuts
(fuck me but sometimes i feel like punching myself in the nuts
boris the spider,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:31,
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Yeh that^I may not get another of their laptops when this one pops tho as I can't see much difference between mine and the new PC laptops now, esp since Microsoft ripped of the OSX and Apple now use Intel chips, so, like, meh.
( ..wil,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:45,
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(also that)(though i'd probably put linux on it. press-ganging windows into working like unix is too much of a tough time and i need something that works like unix to work. like gcc, gfortran, some form of make and various other shit. and i can't fucking stand cygwin.)
(good god i'm boring.)
((good god i'm boring.)
boris the spider,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:47,
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I wouldn't get one of their new ones, unless you like the idea of working in front of a black mirror :(Crappy, underpowered 2003 Powerbooks FTW!
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:48,
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or play hopscotch..
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:32,
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