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[challenge entry] Can't think of anything more manly than a big steaming turd in the work bog!

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(McPete needs a new job, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:10, archived)
# Jesus Christ.
That's the kind of mammoth log that earns it's brown Halo if you leave it longer than 10 minutes festering.
(CjR Mix, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:13, archived)
# i dont approve of an unshopped picture of a shit
but nothing creates a more intresting and joke-filled day at work like some unknown beast blocking up the bog with a massive shit that pokes out of the water. No-one takes claim, and no-one wants to sort it out.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:14, archived)
# cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:15, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:19, archived)
# ^^^^
Agreed
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 8:20, archived)
# it really doesn't bother me
but you may want to edit it, some people may be eating or what not and don't want to see a massive shit.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Jimmy Saville's just packed in smoking I'v heard...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:19, archived)
# of course
he's dead
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Bloody hell.... didn't know that... just had a look on wiki and it doesn't say anything...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:25, archived)
# No he isn't
not yet
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 1:24, archived)
# Is it a ghost poo? Its got a ghostly orb on it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:16, archived)
# No,
that's where McPete wanked on it.
Because he's a wanker. A shitty wanker in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:50, archived)
# le FAQ
read it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:16, archived)
# it's twats like you that make me thank god I have adblock+
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:18, archived)
# Amen to that
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 1:02, archived)
# You SHIT
You fucking shit cunt twat fucker flange flap cunt muffin'
FUUUUUCK YOU AND YA SHIT YOU CUNT FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:53, archived)
# Wrong website.
Here you go: www.ratemypoo.eu
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 0:11, archived)
# Read the FAQ!
Which part of this log did you shop?
(Testicles just for you, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 0:13, archived)
# that looks delicious
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 0:23, archived)
# well done!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 0:53, archived)
# fresh-baked for you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 1:53, archived)
#
Nausea (Latin nausea, from Greek ναυσίη), is a sensation of unease and discomfort in the upper stomach with an involuntary urge to vomit. An attack of nausea is known as a qualm.

The most common cause is motion sickness (see definition, above), most often in automobiles, followed by gastroenteritis[citation needed] (a stomach infection) or food poisoning but nausea also frequently occurs as a medication side effect and in pregnancy. There are some medications, called antiemetics, that improve symptoms of nausea, including metoclopramide and ondansetron. Nausea may also be caused by stress and depression. AND PICS OF GIANT TURDS POSTED BY TARDS.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 15 Jul 2011, 5:54, archived)
# THAT'S SHIT!
DYSWIDT?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 8:30, archived)
# You are Bert Monkeysex
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:17, archived)
# you are all idiots and i claim my immunity from being an arse hole
not one of you have noticed the most important fact about that jobby up there /\/\/\/\

who ever did it didnt wipe there arse there is no paper/tissue/dock leaf/kittehs or finger marks.

so the question now becomes who did it and do they still bite there fingers? and with a shit like that do they take a marrow up the arse
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:42, archived)
# what sick perveret takes a camera in to the shitter to snap other peoples turds?
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Aah, nostalgia...
...it was a similarly mammoth deposit in the University lavatories that led to the writing and recording of possibly the worst song ever, by my mates and me, entitled "The Monster of Cubicle Three".

Sigh. Happy days.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:06, archived)