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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:23, archived)

Anything reaching out of my tv is going to be cuddled at speed by a fire-iron.

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:26, archived)

psst. The Ring wasn't real y'know...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:27, archived)

Still, my heart skips a beat whenever Moggy posts some really terrifying shit on here.

I get the feeling I'm going to be dragged into my computer by a hand with a cut finger any time soon.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)

that only happens if you repeat the words "tentacle rape" into a mirror 20 times

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)

I'm so glad I missed her "other" pictures.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:39, archived)

I would go try, but I've got some work to do.

Plus I might, you know, get tentacle raped.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:42, archived)

I thought that linked video was funny

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:08, archived)

Man was that video disturbing.

It really was like stepping into Moggy's mind (despite not being her work of course).

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:10, archived)

that video was comedy

compared to this

done by the same guy :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:20, archived)

a bit dark

but i thought it was great

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:31, archived)

Wow...

That, symbolically, was pretty fucking heavy. Fuck.

Like a loss of childhood innocence, or something.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:35, archived)

you read the comments too?

my fav:
"I find this easy to masturbate to"

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:40, archived)

I read a few, yeah.

A lot seem to miss the point, but hey, it's Japan, and hey, it's Youtube.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:45, archived)

i still don't understand the magnitude of kerfuffle

that moggy's work has created.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:07, archived)

I think it's just a case of cultures clashing; her ideals are far more outlandish and risque than what most people see fit.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)

we've all done some risque shit:

~~risque~~ old school sick

and wouldn't it be a fluffier place if the 'hide' or 'ignore' options were given due consideration?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:27, archived)

Hahaha!

I like it a bit close to the collar here, but sometimes it does go a bit too far.

It's not like I can be offended much, it's just when someone posts something quite risque, it often feels forced and unnecessary.

EDIT: Also, time for me to go. Nighty night!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:33, archived)

Holy fuck...

Well, I'll sleep well tonight... O_o

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:53, archived)

I liked it too

it was a satanic cookery show...

also this thing was good too.. headfucked but really well crafted :)

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arrangedletters, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:56, archived)

Although I did actually get a nosebleed after watching it.

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)

I'm still not sure which version I prefer; Japanese or American.

Both are pretty good, but have their own little advantages and disadvantages, like the CGI in the American version is a lot spookier.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)

I found that the VHS tape in the film shit me up more than the actual film itself.

The American one, I mean. Because I'm a Philistine, haven't seen the Japanese version and therefore don't appreciate real cinema or something like that.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:57, archived)

The tape is indeed disturbing; it's got a legitimate curse feeling about it.

When it comes to comparing versions of films, I usually side with the original, but with The Ring, I really don't know. Likewise with The Grudge; both versions are good for different reasons.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:03, archived)

japanese grudge was better for me.

mostly because i could hear the staff chatting away in the room behind the screen most of the way through the us version.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:11, archived)

One thing that bothered me about the American Grudge is

I must have seen about 10 Japanese people in that film, and LOADS of Americans... in TOKYO!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:30, archived)

Weirdly, I though along similar lines for the whole 'Let the Right One In' and 'Let Me In' thing.

I saw the Swedish one first and just thought the Americans would massively nuts it up and make it shit for their version. Turns out it was quite good. Well, I thought the kids acting were excellent, if nothing else.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:12, archived)

Oooh

Reminds me of 'Sporloos' or 'The Vanishing' there's a fucked up slow burner if ever I've seen one.

Pre-ninja: It's French/Dutch not ~~Swiss~~ Swedish, but you just made me think of it anyway. Films in original language anyday for me, up to and including Ju-On/Ringu. Fuck me they have some imagery that lurks in your subconscious for a long time afterwards, unlike hollywood gubbins that you yawn and forget.

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:25, archived)

I haven't seen either of those but probably should have.

In my defence, I do wank a lot so, you know...priorities.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:31, archived)

Pfft

It is hard to pay attention to subtitles with double vision. No wonder the Channel 4 triangle thing didn't last long.

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:36, archived)

channel 4 triangle?

where tv shows inexplicably disappear?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:41, archived)

No you're thinking of channel 5

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:43, archived)

No no, that's not TV shows, that's brain cells.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:44, archived)

But where else would Steven Seagal peddle his wares.

Have you no HUMANISM! Poor Steve. At least let him think people are watching.

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:52, archived)

The day he can get through a line without having his failing fat encrusted heart giving him wind, I'll listen.

Also, I noticed that too. Why is it always Seagal films on 5?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:54, archived)

Hahaha

That's a lovely image.
"Steve, we need you to do a forward flip followed by a roundhouse kick"
"Ok, can you pull my finger first" *cough* *cough* *wheeze*
"Fuck it where's the stunt double?"

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:58, archived)

I'm almost certain he has stunt doubles just for walking now.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:04, archived)

he doesn't look very passionate...

also, i've just been looking through some old images and other shit i've deposited here, and found that a link to an animation with me in it now links to this... tinypic.com/view.php?pic=344e2di&s=5
i'm pretty sure i didn't look like that three years ago

and i found this, which is just ridiculous