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[challenge entry] Cheers!

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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Shut up and be depressed - that's what's in fashion this season.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:29, archived)
# The French make it into space
I was on a course yesterday. 6 people including a French lady

The word 'rapport' got mentioned. French lady didn't know what it meant!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Stupid cow!
It's an aftershave innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Eau de colonic
she was a bit mental. Cracking legs though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:32, archived)
# Pfffft
/frogslegs
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry] The American education system was producing less than adequate recruits for the Space Programme
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Eugene Levy?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:12, archived)
# She should fark off back to FRAN FRA FRA FUCKINNFROGISHTAAN
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:35, archived)
# hahahaha
she did admit that she was a crap driver on account of her Frenchness and being a woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:37, archived)
# on account
of her being a woman Frenchness.

interesting article in yesterday's Torygraph about women drivers not being bad, men just make them think they are.

Especially liked accompanying sexist jokes...

My wife drives like lightning.
Fast ?
No, she hits trees.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:41, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:54, archived)
# I nearly got pulled up on charges of anti-Frenchery at work
until I pointed out the person who brought up the complaint was also the person who'd brought up their own Frenchness as an excuse for being useless. All I'd done was agree with her, so the matter was quietly dropped.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:44, archived)
# 'anti-Frenchery' pffft!
We have the Frenchest person in the world working with us. He looks and acts like Eric Morecombe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Cheers Ninj!
TJ: Anyone familiar with these changing machines in HSBC? I have almost £100 in change to get shut of!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:33, archived)
# nope!
the ones at the supermarket charge about 7%. Just take it into the bank and annouce in large tones that you require crisp £50 notes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Ahaha!
I'll have to do that, but will have to remember to take my balaclava off first.

/baltic
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:36, archived)
# The self service checkouts do it for free
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:09, archived)
# good tip!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 12:28, archived)
# The people on the landing pad
Were subsequently covered in HOT FIZZ :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Just asking before I fuck up as usual,
Do I have to use the source images from the challenge suggestion?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:49, archived)
# No.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Hi thank you
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:52, archived)
# unless Toasty is around
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Pop! Wheeeeeeeeee!
Champagne for everyone!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:55, archived)