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# Taters, I'm calling you out.

You asked JJ for this, he couldn't be bothered. I asked you and still no beans. So, like many a thwarted request, I did it myself.

Pay me 30 galactic groats and I'll finish the pic and post it sans lens flare.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:23, archived)
# did J.J. Abrams have any part in this pic ;)
it's very woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Yes, he brought his suitcase full of fucked-up camera lenses round
and we had a lens party. Then George fucking Lucas turned up and spoiled the mood with some green screen horseshit about adding lens flare in post production and we all got embarrassed listening to his fucking sermon and went home.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Then Stephen Spielberg came around and really screwed things up
showing off his film he made with JJ
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:45, archived)
# hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:19, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:22, archived)
# haha, he`s such an annoying cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:24, archived)
# silly old foal
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:02, archived)
# haha
this actually had me in laughing (out loud)
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:22, archived)
# haha i love your opinion
about super 8. i first thought it was cool like some modern goonies then i quickly realized its utter bull loaded with lens flares. seriously JJ Abrams - fuck off, you suck!
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:10, archived)
# It was really disappointing.
I was expecting from JJ Abrams something like Cloverfield and from Spielberg something like Close Encounters but it didn't work on any level the effects were meh! the plot was poor and you were left with the overall feeling of being robbed and somewhat blinded by all the unnecessary lens flares. Note to JJ and Spielberg slick colorisation and lens flares do not improve a pile of crap.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Antigravity jubblies!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Hahaha, great
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Hooray!
I still hope to do it in 3d at some point - something super-cartoony and stylised with GIANT pressurised breats.

Nicely done, mister brains!

Here's my doodled attempt from a few weeks back:

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Breats, eh?
Each to his own. I forgot the sun visors on my helmets.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Toasty tanned space breats!
Dammit - i want to do it now. I havent done anything silly in my portfolio for a while.
Just need some time!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:33, archived)
# Like I said before,
if you build it, they will come. Your portfolio needs this image. Badly. Then we can show our pictures to Jollyjack and kick sand in his face.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:37, archived)
# I like your style
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:04, archived)
# WE RULE THIS BEACH, BRO.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:08, archived)
# it's all about the breats, man.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Maggie?
Moggy?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:27, archived)
# spacebreats!


"Your ride is arriving, Miss"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:28, archived)
# haha wow
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:29, archived)
# *writes cheque*
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:30, archived)
# SPACE KNOCKERS
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Astronorks ftw
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Wow!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Lully.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Blinded by nipples!
Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:58, archived)