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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:50, archived)
# hello Dave?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:51, archived)
# I think "Dave" = "David Cameron"
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Search for 'Papa Lazarou'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtYZLOh7rxQ
He couldn't find Dave either.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:01, archived)
# "Dave" is a TV channel in the UK
It mostly shows old editions of comedy shows like QI, Have I Got News for You, Watch Us Sniff Our Panties and Mock the Week.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Did Art just return to Royston Vasey?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)
# I think wonder that he didn't die. of course I still.

(no related)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:54, archived)
#
I think wonder that he didn't die. of course I still. Weetabix eyebrows bloke, 4 eva in r harts.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:55, archived)
# I think the translator's broken.
Gimme 5 minutes to fix it... No wait. Gimme 10.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Don't be kidding.
You didn't such kidding in dA. -_-
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Its eel bat
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Yeah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:29, archived)
# :3
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:41, archived)
# ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:52, archived)
# A lot of phone boxes
don't have phones in them anymore. Just the sad smell of piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:57, archived)
# which is far worse than the cheerful smell of "minging lemon piss" that you get after a visit to mcdonalds
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Fuck me
I think we've found the funniest SA strip ever

I'm actually trying to hold my split sides together as I type this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Denzien has too high pitched voice
POTS has limited bandwidth and is unable to transmit denzien speak.

result: Likely to involve hilarious consequences over a series of mishaps.

with tits


Clearly, this is scenario.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Further proof that Art is losing his mind.
Not only was he grooming his pet cat for sex, but now he's having imaginary phone conversations with a stray playing piece from the collection of board games in his cellar
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:59, archived)
# THE CELLAR!
WITH PROFESSOR PLUM
USING THE CROWBAR

a bar made from finest crow.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:01, archived)
# WITH TITS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:02, archived)
# oh my! AND HOW!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# He's been sniffing the stuff that leaks out of the fridge again
Why else did he open a private petting zoo that includes a squirrel, a penguin and small midgets?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:02, archived)
# it's those small midgets you have to look out for
as opposed to those large midgets whose gargantuan voluminousness defies standard displacement catagorisation and measurement.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:03, archived)
# All Art needs is a barrage of Lemurs.
Jack should totally add a bunch of lemurs. It's be cooool
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:05, archived)
# a barrage or bunch?
How about a barge full of lemurs

on some incomprehensible and risky voyage to some far flung land that is some place that one shouldn't go a great distance in a barge to get to but a barge is all they had for this purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:07, archived)
# There are actually a couple of Lemur characters that have been waiting to show up in SA for YEARS.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:17, archived)
# I hope they vigorously turn up in a barge
and just barge in with their mighty barge

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:19, archived)
# There will be no barge.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:23, archived)
# ultimate sadness.
walks slowly off into sunset, on fire.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:26, archived)
# I demand a Denizens cartoon strip - superb.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:01, archived)
#

Also: I'm looking for a theme or genre for a pin-up featuring this character. Any suggestions?

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Blow this up to like 6 metres wide
put it on display at an art gallery
remove all the text first

and then watch twats comment on how deep it is and then value it at $350,000

Go for it man, trust me, this I'll work, and you can trust me because I'm some guy on the internet you never met.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:18, archived)
# This one goes out to Theoban
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:27, archived)
# hahahahah

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:29, archived)
# SBBP
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Sex Boss
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:43, archived)
# 1.chloe phones the pizza company
2."Ooooh boy, the pizza delivery boy"
3."I'm here to check your..."
4. mutates into tentacle monster
5. ???
6. Profit

About damn time you dusted her off. She must be starving.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:14, archived)