Play with your food
From the Unlikely Brand Crossovers challenge. See all 164 entries (closed)
( , Sun 28 Oct 2012, 4:43, archived)
From the Unlikely Brand Crossovers challenge. See all 164 entries (closed)
( , Sun 28 Oct 2012, 4:43, archived)
it was only a matter of time really
i wonder who's going to be next.
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Sun 28 Oct 2012, 8:54,
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Possibly, but not as part of this investigation
He may be a lot of things, but he's not a kiddyfiddler. Better not be, anyway.
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Sun 28 Oct 2012, 8:59,
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How far behind the times are you?
EVERYONE these days knows that Rob fingers kids.
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Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:01,
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I thought it was "Rob has kids' fingers"
In a plastic box, in the fridge. Om nyom nyom.
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Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:06,
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Might be, I dunno.
But seeing as how we know he's a Ginge and is therefore already guilty of poisoning wells and killing Little Baby Jesus, I think we can safely assume the worst.
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Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:08,
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if I was a betting man
I'd say Jonathan King is ready to be wheeled out again...
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Sun 28 Oct 2012, 8:56,
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My list so far
Is King, obviously. Edmonds, fluff freeman, tony blackburn. That Max Clifford says he has 16 'stars' living across the pond that have contacted him, worried about these allegations. So... who of that generation lives over there?
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Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:17,
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i'm sure i read somewhere that simon bates is a fucking nonce, off to wiki i go
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ok which one of you pricks altered the b3tans bit, my money is on happytwat being his usual kiss arse self
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Sun 28 Oct 2012, 13:19,
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I might tell Paul Gambacinni
that I heard a rumour about Paul Gambacinni to see if he hands himself in based on nothing but rumour.
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Sun 28 Oct 2012, 11:59,
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you seem to have the inside knowledge on the fact that paul gambacinni is a nonce, did he finger you monkeon?
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Sun 28 Oct 2012, 12:02,
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Paul didn't, but
I do know that Norman Collier came to my primary school, and yet I can't actually remember anything about it.
Either Norman Collier's act is unremarkable to a 5 year old or I've suppressed a memory there.
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Sun 28 Oct 2012, 12:05,
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Either Norman Collier's act is unremarkable to a 5 year old or I've suppressed a memory there.
just how deep does this sickness go, Norman Collier fingers kids, some as young as 5
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Sun 28 Oct 2012, 12:33,
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SOMETHING TO HIDE?
note this was a question, not a statement, not a statement of "you want to protect nonces, do you", the following would be a statement to that effect.
So, Jim Davidson, you want to protect nonces do you?
What a fucking crazy world, man.
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Sun 28 Oct 2012, 15:10,
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So, Jim Davidson, you want to protect nonces do you?
What a fucking crazy world, man.
Bob Geldof.
Him and Bono only went to Africa because they liked their kids skinny.
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Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:05,
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I've just noticed the Daily Mail site
appear to have a video of Jimmy Savile touching up a girl on Top of the Pops.
I'm very confused, are the Daily Mail saying Jimmy Savile is a monster or Dear readers, we know you're all nonces too, watch this!
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Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:15,
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I'm very confused, are the Daily Mail saying Jimmy Savile is a monster or Dear readers, we know you're all nonces too, watch this!
Why else would they have articles entitled: "All grown up now"?
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Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:56,
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I'm still waiting for Kelvin MacKenzie to get arrested for the Charlotte Church Countdown To Legality.
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Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:58,
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I read that the countdown clock never actually happened, though I suppose we'll never know for sure
Tabloids certainly published some stuff over the years that wasn't far-removed though
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Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:11,
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Not as such no, but they DID print a large number of photos with captions remarking on her "curves" and " how she was filling out" in the run up to her 16th birthday.
Some of which were opposite "STONE PAEDO SCUM'S HOUSES!" articles.
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Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:26,
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tony hart used to get kids to send in pictures every week, that aint right, fucking nonce
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Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:11,
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ronnie barkers son just got done for being a nonce, now i'm not saying ronnie was a child sex abuser, but, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree
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Sun 28 Oct 2012, 10:16,
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Oh, I can start to fill this in now. It's like an advent calendar, but with paedos.
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Sun 28 Oct 2012, 9:48,
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Over 8 hours since the last post?
That is piss poor even for a sunday
R.I.P b3ta, it was nice knowing ye
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Sun 28 Oct 2012, 12:53,
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R.I.P b3ta, it was nice knowing ye
Not that unusual lately.
www.b3ta.com/board/10872668
If I could be arsed, I'd look up the last year's worth of posts/day, but it took long enough doing the last fortnight.
For a more long-term look at how it's got quieter, try this:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AsMCm-oey8eDdGRrR190amI4NFFGZk9mNV9ZY250SFE&authkey=CPK1zo0C
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Sun 28 Oct 2012, 13:00,
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If I could be arsed, I'd look up the last year's worth of posts/day, but it took long enough doing the last fortnight.
For a more long-term look at how it's got quieter, try this:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AsMCm-oey8eDdGRrR190amI4NFFGZk9mNV9ZY250SFE&authkey=CPK1zo0C
Good point.
I've added column headings. Basically, it's the date that major post milestones have been reached and the rate at which people are posting between them (so at the moment, it's roughly 600 posts per day, compared to a whopping 6300 back in September 2003). The last few aren't really milestones, but I've just assed the numbers in when I've remembered the chart exists.
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Sun 28 Oct 2012, 14:35,
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Science!
I'm surprised there hasn't been a spike in the past year, what with Moggy and all the flounces. I think people are just busier with Facebook and Twitter and real life and whatever else and don't spend as much time here.
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Sun 28 Oct 2012, 14:58,
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