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[challenge entry] don't worry, I'm not going all yiffy

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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Spiders are hairy, not furry.
I think you'll be okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:36, archived)
# What's the difference between hair and fur?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:38, archived)
# ever seen a bald tiger?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:40, archived)
# I've seen big shaved pussies.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:15, archived)
# that dvd is overdue
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:18, archived)
# That's why I pushed it down the stairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:21, archived)
# i'm poor, i can't afford stairs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Then it's a bottle of Tesco Value Gin and a good kicking, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:39, archived)
# did someone say gin?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:40, archived)
# fuck off your not avn eny
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:41, archived)
# but.......but.....
i've just got labyrinth on dvd! what will i drink while i watch it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Monkey beer.
Duh.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:54, archived)
# *shames*
i don't like beer
and yes, i saw that, you sneaky ninja
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:55, archived)
# head and fanny
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:44, archived)
# If you like - sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Robin Williams
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Nothing is Robin Williams - NOTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:16, archived)
# One of it's apostrophe's are both the wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:03, archived)
# LIES.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Length and girth.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:07, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:16, archived)
# With charts and graphs...
...and pictures of furry peni.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:20, archived)
# What is the difference between hair and fur?
Scientific American writer Kate Wong spoke with mammalogist Nancy Simmons of the American Museum of Natural History in New York City about this question. An edited transcript of the interview follows.

SA: Is there a difference between hair and fur?

NS: There isn't. Hair and fur are the same thing.

Scientific American, 2001, "What is the difference between hair and fur?" [interview transcript] online: www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=what-is-the-difference-be [Accessed on 5/11/2012]
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:09, archived)
# I'm glad to see significant time is spent by people more intelligent than I sorting these things out for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:17, archived)
# She's american and a woman;
how intelligent can she b*is hit over the head and hauled off by the American Feminist Coalition*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:26, archived)
# i'm just having fun
trying to explain to friends and family how the results of the election in america can affect england. their "let's bury our heads in the sand" policy is, sadly, just about what i've come to expect.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:32, archived)
# I can't say I care that much, as long as I get some shiny and new distracting electronic gadgets for Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:40, archived)
# i'll probably get slippers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:53, archived)
# I'm sure it'll have a massive affect. I just don't think it'll be an effect we can predict from their campaign policies, which makes the entire debacle pointless; exactly the same as every other democratic election.
They might as well play a massive competitive snap tornement instead of holding elections.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:49, archived)
# i'm fully convinced this planet is beyond screwed
i just didn't think it'd go tits up as quickly as it seems to be
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Cock punching.
Romney vs Obama. Last man standing wins. Tears equal instant disqualification.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:25, archived)
# this one appears to be made of haslet
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:42, archived)
# have i mentioned that i hate you for moving to THE CORNWALLS?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Where all the walls are knobbly and yellow... what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:10, archived)
# go and sit in the corner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:18, archived)
# I am sat in the corner, that's just where my computer in the office happens to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:20, archived)
# that's what they want you to think
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:26, archived)
# They did move me here specially. But my previous seat was the corner in the other room.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:27, archived)
# out of sight, out of reach
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:31, archived)
# I have been groped before, it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:33, archived)
# doing it to yourself doesn't count
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Hahahah, no really. The Administrator has wandering hands.
She'd just been on a first aid course and was "testing if she'd be able to reach should I need the heimlich".
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:46, archived)
# sue the bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Funnily enough, that IS her name.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:01, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:04, archived)
# She's short, in her mid 50's and quite prominent in the Women's Institute, if that helps you picture the scene a bit better.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:06, archived)
# I found the entire thing funny. It was in the middle of a crowed office with everyone watching too.
I was stood faffing with some papers on one of the desks and she just comes up behind me and with no warning starts wrapping her arms around my chest.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:05, archived)
# that's clearly sexual harrassment
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Just imagine if it had been the other way round
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:26, archived)
# i'm sure even mu could do better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:29, archived)
# "even"
How very dare you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:51, archived)