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[challenge entry] Went with the vege atheist angle

for all the cunts who still insist on sending me xmas cards :)
Biggaar

From the b3ta Christmas Cards challenge. See all 159 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:53, archived)
# crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:53, archived)
# I fuckin' love MRSA!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:58, archived)
# GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:59, archived)
# he has roasted hazelnuts for eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:17, archived)
# And a turkey cock
for a, erm, turkey cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:20, archived)
# all i can think of now is kodiak jack
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:22, archived)
# It's his vege nut roast
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Haha, I only get one a year....
From my neighbour that I only ever say "Hello, how are you?" and "Fine thankyou" because this is the extent of our friendship it seems rude to tell them to stick it up thier arse like I do with my proper friemds...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:19, archived)
# I end up feeling guilty if I don't send a card back
but also pisses me off spending money on a seasonal looking cards and stamps just so they don't think I'm a complete cunt
will you be taking refuge here on the 25th?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Yer, I brought a pack of 20 from the pound shop to return the thought so as not to offend them.....
Problem is they were all identical, so they are going to be getting the same card for the next 19 years!
If I do take refuge, the way b3ta is at the moment it may seem like a long day hitting refresh with no one commenting or replying, I was thinking of going for a long walk, it always seems so eerily quiet outside on a Christmas day, with everyone else all stuck in doors all eating reconstituted animal slurry formed into bit sized pieces and coated in bread crumbs, watching shit enders and coronation shit, while all hating their shitmas presents and arguing with each other, God I love Christmas!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Haha couldn't put it better myself
I've been recording loads of films for the last 6 months so I can avoid all the irritating tv and commercials, I'll take fluffy out and be making pictures and dropping in and out of here on the day :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Fluffy walking on the beach sounds good :-)
Can't remember if it was last year or the year before. shops being closed on Christmas day, christmas eve, went to buy wine, needed enough for christmas night too, knew if I just brought 2 nights supply I would drink it in one go, so brought 3 night supply, stayed up till 6 in the morning drinking the lot, stayed in bed till 10pm at night got up had a sandwich, went straight back to bed and got up boxing day!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Alcohol induced hibernation/escapism ftw
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha Yay! Just found my B3ta Christmas compo entry from 2010, sums it up perfectly for me!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:11, archived)
# :D
Lovely old water cistern
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:15, archived)
# i love chrismas!
i may pop in here on the day, when i'm stuffed full of festive food and booze(none of which will be frozen junk), before heading home with my lovely pressies and relaxing with a large gin and gin, before an early and slightly drunken night.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:53, archived)
# ^needs more gin
8D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:05, archived)
# I cancaled it years ago, I find it desperately depressing....
I just see the dark side of everything about it I'm affaid......
To sum it up perfectly, one of my favorite pictures on here is by Sundae, where she's sat on the park bench head in hands crying with shocked robin behind her! :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:07, archived)
# you need eggnog
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Take 3 bottles of wine to the sofa?
Not me! when I can just take eggnog ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:25, archived)
# i'm in a disgustingly good mood today
bought a scratchcard with a pound off mum and won fifty quid. got all the wool for my blanket and some shopping, including my hair dye. there's just enough left for some cider :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Yay sounds like a smashing day for smashy! ;-)
I had a Good luck day saturday, Tescos, 2 packs of rump, pack or 4 lamb chops pack of 4 pork chops, all ruduced to Ā£1.60, 3 should have orignally been Ā£4 but had stickers saying any 3 for Ā£10, the computer doesn't recognize reductions on multi buys so gave me the extra Ā£2 off at the checkout. so Ā£16 worth of meat for Ā£4,40! yay I was happy :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:44, archived)
# i'll bet!
apart from almost dropping a tummy custard on the bus, i've had a great day. as soon as the sneezing stops and the guts behave, it'll be a fantastic day!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:54, archived)
# I'm sure the Cider will soon cure those! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:56, archived)
# even if it doesn't, i won't care
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:04, archived)
# That's the spirit :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:15, archived)
# I don't really fancy my custard doughnut I was about to eat now
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Ah goone! just imagine...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Haha
Lucky there's a jam one too
noms :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:04, archived)
# I'm now wondering what a savory cheese and onion doughnut would be like...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:14, archived)
# mmm savoury dnuts :D
cheese/mushroom, mozarella/tomato/basil, chinese spring veg
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:19, archived)
# I'v never seen them anywhere, we maybe onto something..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Me neither
*Books us a place on Dragons Den
also onion bhaji ones :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:27, archived)
# If Levi Roots can make 34 million from liquid branston with cyan in it....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Did a quick search
bindun :(
must get busy now, laters :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:47, archived)
# It would be like a bagel.
Now I'm all hungry.

Oh and I remember that X-mas story with the wine, I think that it was two years ago.
The great love of my life and I picked up a tree to hold her new hand crafted decorations last night and the odor of the thing is sure to keep the rats away if nothing else, ye "Bob" I hope that it abates a little. Fuck X-mas, fuck it right in the ear!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:50, archived)
# haha, the wine thing has been done on more than one year! ;-)
Good luck with your tree, I had a real one one year, the odour does deminish over time.. :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:19, archived)
# then my work here is done
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Too many savory spinich doughnuts...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Fuck me!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Too subtle?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:02, archived)
# I'm not eating THAT!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Result :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:13, archived)
# hahaha fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:16, archived)
# Literally :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:41, archived)
# :D
WTF
(herman:D, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:45, archived)