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# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Each week we ask a new question, as chosen by you. What do you think should be the next QOTW?

Sick Jokes - Now that we've sold Sickipedia (thank god) tell us a joke that a. You haven't nicked from Frankie Boyle and b. isn't somethingist

Sorry - Write a letter of apology to somebody who deserves it

Broken Promises - Stories of bitter disappointment where you've been
let down. Or the other way around

Saying the Unsayable - Have you ever had to tell someone they had BO? Tell us how you broke through the cringe barrier






Vote closes once a clear winner emerges
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:26, archived)
# Christ "Sorry"?! That's just a re-run of "Letters they'll never read"
and will be full of horribly boring letters from fathers to their children apologising for leaving them.

Saying the unsayable might be worth a punt.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:31, archived)
# are we really that far down the barrel?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:43, archived)
# I knew this black, wheelchair-bound boy with Down Syndrome.
His ethnic background isn't the slightest bit relevant and he overcame his disabilities to mature into a thoroughly nice chap.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:03, archived)
# Did you rape him?
I bet you raped him.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:43, archived)
# In the words of Gordon Gecko, I gave him his manhood.
And mine, an inch at a time.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:59, archived)