i fucking love this!
	also, i was in a silly mood last night and i was eating squid, which resulted in me opening the door to my neighbour with a startled look on my face and tentacles poking out of my mouth! :D
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	 	i do love squid
	£4 for a nice big bag of prepared and frozen squid from tesco, which means hot and spicy thai squid noodle soup for tea for 4 days!
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	 	baby octopus for me
	shallow fried or barbecued. Not that they're actually babies, they're just a tiny wee species
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	 	i used to buy them by the jar
	i don't mind them shallow fried, but i'm not a fan of barbecueing them, not into that smoky taste. that's why i do a lot of thai stuff, it's nice and hot, but the taste is a lot cleaner
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	 	give it the knife
	it can spread itself on the toast
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	 	FP!
	Thanks for all the kind words, b3tans :-)
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	 	hahah
	nice font matching algorithm etc
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	 	That's lovely that
	where can I buy one? I bet they make delicious pets.
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